New Guy showed up in the pouring rain tonight loaded down with toy bag, camera and tripod. I was quite ready for him, with a special holiday message attached to the back of my skirt.
Can't see my special message? Here, look a little closer:
That's right -- I have mistletoe pinned just above my butt. And you know what that means. :-)
Interesting, though -- I thought it was hilarious, but he didn't seem to think so. He even made me take the skirt off! Of course, that was a good idea anyway, since the damn mistletoe was dry as hay (even though the package claimed it was fresh) and it was crumbling all over the carpet, the bed, everywhere.
So we recorded my thorough scolding and spanking for being such a Scrooge. I even had to say Merry Christmas 20 times (to 20 strap strokes) and "I'm sorry, Santa." @#$%!! I screwed up on the eight reindeer, though. I said "Stupid" instead of "Cupid." Silly me.
Ah, but you know what? When all is said and done, somehow I don't mind the holidays so much anymore. :-)
Clips will be up soon! Thank you, my friend. And to all a good night.
Well, I liked the mistletoe. And you are not the Grinch, as you share so kindly with us. Although, I still think you need a visit fromt he bellsnickel, and I don't think you'll be getting the option of fruits and berries that he gives to all the non-bratty children. Bratty children get a special reward. Enjoy.
ReplyDeleteI wish there were more women that enjoyed being spanked like you do Erica. No Masters, no punishment, just fun. You dress provocatively, but sex does not have to be a part of the spanking. Look forward to your upcoming video.
ReplyDeletelooking forward to the video ! and yes you have a very special way to be bratty and make it fun . i believe you would be a pleasure to spank , if i could keep a straight face that is. lol.......... um ... I have an idea ..
ReplyDelete"grins evily "
maybe a cam hook up one monday so that those who are given ok could sign on and watch live !
Sounds like a good idea to me !! LOL
OMG my Erica you are too funny hehehe i almost fell on the floor from laughing your mistletoe idea was funny and brillant i also laughed when you called one of the reindeer stupid instead of cupid hehehe LOL :-) your not the Grinch your a VERY caring and kind person.i have a funny song i made up but i won't write it here on your blog cause i know i would be in TROUBLE. I LOVE YOU BIG HUGS, CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH YOUR CLIPS YAY THAT WILL BE FUN, from your naughty girl Jade XOXO
ReplyDeleteMistletoe: Hillarious idea! Even if New Guy didn't think so. LOL I look forward to the clips of this occassion. Sounds like you had a good time getting the "grinch" out of you, though I don't think you had any grinch in you in the first place. NG obviously thought so!
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays!!!!
ReplyDeletePaul -- no berries?? Well, screw Bell Snickel too.
ReplyDeleteOBB -- different strokes for different folks, but for me, there has to be some fun in it. :-)
Alan -- noooooo, no cam. I have to draw the line somewhere. But I do pride myself on making my spankers crack up. :-)
Jade -- see, told you I'd make you laugh!
Bobbie Jo -- oh, honey, I have a lot of Grinch in me, trust me. Would a non-Grinch say things like, "Santa blows, and so do you!"?
Craig -- and to you too! :-)
""Alan -- noooooo, no cam. I have to draw the line somewhere. But I do pride myself on making my spankers crack up. :-)""
ReplyDeleteAww darn !! LOL
Erica,
ReplyDeleteROFLOL! Maybe you need a spanking from Santa. Pixie could probably arrange it! ;-P
Bobbie Jo -- Well, y'know, New Guy designated himself as acting on Santa's behalf. (rolling eyes) I told him he's too big to be an elf, but he wouldn't listen.
ReplyDeleteHave a very Merry Christmas, Erica, and may the new year bring more spanks to your cheeks but no lessening of your cheek.
ReplyDeleteUB -- thanks, and welcome to my blog! :-)
ReplyDelete(Singing loudly outside the door) OH, spank her well with boughs of holly, fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-laaaa!
ReplyDelete(Yeah, I know, "Go fa-la-la yourself!" HEE!)
The mistletoe is pretty funny (athletes get athlete's foot, astronauts get missile toe) but that third pic is one of my new favorites! ADORable!!
By the way, I had "Pandora" streaming while I worked last night, and when Eric Clapton came up, all I could think of was "Erica's 'New Guy' Song!" Thought you should know!
Dave -- GROAN!!! Missile toe??
ReplyDeleteEveryone's just so clever with the carol parodies. New Guy was singing something along the lines of "Make it sore, make it sore, make it sore" last night. Oy...
A touch of well placed mistletoe--what a hoot! You have such a clever sense of humor. I do believe you are beginning to enjoy the holidays (if not the holiday parties).
ReplyDeleteDana -- a friend of mine on FetLife went one better; she posted a picture wearing absolutely NOTHING except for the mistletoe on her lower back. LOL!
ReplyDeleteEnjoying the holidays? Nah. Enjoying my distraction from the holidays? Immensely. :-)
You are such a button pusher -- so good it should be your vocation. In fact, have you ever thought of opening a brat charm school? Even the best of us could learn from your example. (I think I'll be trying that mistletoe trick tomorrow night!)
ReplyDeletepink -- (snickering) Some might say that "brat charm" is an oxymoron!
ReplyDeletePRICELESS!....AND SO YOU!
ReplyDelete.. catching up! Make the most of the Holiday.. (muah!)