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Friday, December 31, 2010

Correspondence Hall of Shame, 12/31

Happy New Year edition! :-)

Haven't had one of these for a while, but I figured, what better way to close out 2010 than to give a few idiots a proper sendoff?

That’s one great ass you have there Erica. You look PHENOMENAL for 53!

Oh, now I'm PHENOMENAL. I suppose at 54, I'll be MIRACULOUS, and by 55, I'll be OTHER-WORLDLY. (rolling eyes)

hey sex you have a nice ass i would spank you all nite

Whatever. Mind if I sleep while you're doing that?

I could totally eat that ass!

Don't be ridiculous. What would I sit on if you did that?

that is a sweet lil’ ass. :) i’d enjoy making it red… and watching you drip from the sting.

Honey, it's not the sting that makes me drip, it's the man administering it. And in your case, I'd be the Sahara desert.

You can be my slut anytime, sweetmeat.

Wow, I can? Really? Cool! And you can go blow yourself anytime, mincemeat.

And finally, this edition's gem (and since when are subby boys so utterly filthy?):

I am 44 years old white guy want to be your slave [phone number] sex slave Xxxx I live in Hollywood zip code xxxxx with me you can do whatever I like when I was beaten and humiliated. You can piss my mouth, you can beat my eggs can have my ass hole, I suck dick and I lick pussy

OK, I'll play Domme for a few minutes. Here's your order: Go write "I will not send such unsolicited filth to a woman ever again" 100 times. And I mean write, not type. With a pen. In your toes.

Enough of this nonsense. On a serious note, another year is about to conclude. It was one of great highs and lows and everything in between. The lowest point was John's illness and all its complications and stresses. The high point? I met a wonderful new friend and play partner who provided fun, laughs and stress release. Life has a way of providing checks and balances sometimes. I only hope I've given him even half as much joy as he's given me.

And for tonight, I will be with my sweetheart. We'll have champagne and put the last few months behind us, start 2011 fresh with a kiss. I don't know what the future will bring regarding his health, but for tonight, we're putting it all aside and celebrating the moment.

To all my friends and readers, Happy New Year. Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, I wish you joy, health and serenity. xoxox

30 comments:

  1. OMG Erica! The things they write to you!! I must say.. I love how you went from his "sweetmeat" to your "mincemeat"... haha.. that cracked me up.. And then.. asking the foul mouthed subbie to write lines.. with his toes.. haha.. good one! (of course I'll just die if he does that, scans it, and sends it to you! ROFL)

    Such highs and lows we've both had this year.. but ya know.. the blessings far out-weigh the tough times. I've so enjoyed how our friendship has grown.. and will continue to grow in the new year, and for many more years to come. You are .. my hero.. in our spanko genre .. whether you like being called that or not (weg!) .. and it's a godsend to have YOU as a friend - because you've made me laugh so much that I should be paying you for all this! LOL

    HAPPY NEW YEAR to you and JOHN.. and all my love and best wishes for him to quickly get back to feeling his old self.. and for you and that darling NG to continue delighting the masses every Monday with your exploits! They truly are a breath of fresh air in the play department! LOVE IT!

    xoxo
    ~Zelle

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  2. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND JOHN MY ERICA.Hope 2011 is a better year for all of us :-) i laughed my butt off reading your chos it was so funny hehehe. i wish you and John the BEST in the new year you both deserve that and more,i wish i could celebrate new years with you both it would be fun but naughty because i am a prankster, i think John would spank us both for being naughty and having a sassy mouth hehehe I LOVE YOU BIG HUGS from your naughty girl Jade XOXO

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  3. Hi Erica:
    Best wishes for a happy and healthy new year. Only remember the good times, and make plenty more of them... and truly, ignore the ugly comments some people write..not worth ever remembering... Champagne and lobster, and chocolate for us tonight with my wonderful wife Cindy.
    keep smiling, and many happy bottoms up moments in the New Year.
    hugs
    Red

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  4. Zelle -- well, my dear, it's mutual. Your creativity and boundless spirit inspire me! :-)

    Much love and good wishes to you, and here's to our adventures in 2011!

    Jade -- I wish you all the best too, honey. :-)

    Red -- lobster, yummmmmmm! You and Cindy have a spectacular evening, and best wishes for a happy, healthy 2011 to you.

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  5. Erica,

    I wish the best for you and John in 2011! Have a great evening and keep having fun with NG.

    (I still don't think you are a "grinch") ;-D

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  6. Erica

    Happy New Year's to you and John. The bad times in 2010 can be a closed chapter now.

    I hope you resolve to make NG work harder than ever for you to "earn your stripes" in 2011, even though they fade as quickly as they appear! :)

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  7. Bobbie Jo -- happy 2011 to you as well!

    Kelly -- someone suggested I try taking aspirin before a session so I might have some "mementos." Perhaps I'll do that! LOL Happy New Year to you too.

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  8. Hmmm. I'd be taking loads of vit C to PREVENT any mementos, LOL.

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  9. LOL... I know, it's kind of nutty and perverse, isn't it? But sometimes, I really do miss marking. It's fun to have something to look at the next day and smile...

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  10. Erica,

    I don't know about perverse; I just think it is a bit over-done maybe.

    I have seen some pictures that make me cringe and I just wonder what in the world they were thinking. I mean I saw one where it looked like the lady had been to the Philipines and took up the practice of being a flaggilante!

    I know that is not what you are after, though. I suppose you want just a touch of red that sticks around for a day or two. Of course, you did say you can take quite a bit. ;-}

    I have to say I saw one picture several years ago that was a frat pic. The whole right cheek on that guy was entirely purple. And I mean deep amythest purple. THAT is dangerous in my book.

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  11. BTW, if you want a mark, one whack with a cane would do it. :-P

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  12. Thanks for the year end laughs, Erica, and I'm delighted you and John will be together to celebrate. A happy New Year to you both, from both of us.

    -Dev and Poppy

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  13. Bobbie Jo -- oh, believe me, I don't like those heavy-duty pictures either. Some of the stuff I see on FetLife makes me sick... and people praise it like it's art. To each their own, I guess. But that level of damage is scary to me.

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  14. Devlin -- can you believe these guys? No class! LOL My best wishes and love to you and Poppy.

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  15. Adding my warm fuzzies here (straight line) !

    May the travails of 2010 be only the birth pangs of great joy in 2011!

    (Holey Socks, look what I wrote, and I haven't even put rum in the eggnog yet!!)

    Loads of love!!

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  16. Thanks for sending the old year out with a laugh! About the subbie's offer: did he think you had a dick?

    Hope you had a great evening. We did, but it gets harder every year to stay up till midnight.

    Happy NEw YEar!
    Hermione

    P.S. NEw year's resolution: learn to touch type.

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  17. I don't comment here nearly enough. Happy New Year Erica

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  18. Hi Erica,

    I'm a newcomer to this wonderful blog of yours, and I'd like to tell you how much I enjoy it. Those who think our form of play can't/shouldn't include fun and a few laughs from time to time are missing something special, I believe. You and your partner embody that spirit in a delightful manner--so I look forward very much to following your exploits as the New Year unfolds.

    A final note: the classic strapping video you posted a few entries ago counting to twenty ("TWENTY?!" lol) stirred me to purchase a custom strap for my beloved partner, which she will receive (in both senses of the word) for her birthday next month. (Surprise, surprise, honey)!

    A very Happy New Year to you and yours--

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  19. A very, very happy new year to you and John. (I know Dev said it before but whenever was I going to let a man have the last word?)

    Oodles and love and adoration,

    Poppy
    xx

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  20. Well, Erica,

    It is now 2011! It came in with an inch of snow for me! And lots of birds out there that I have put food out for. They are fun to watch.

    May this year bring good fun for all and may the the not so good stuff be past and stay away.

    I hope your night was really nice and fun.

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  21. I love your blog! Thank you for the frequent updates you post!
    Best of health and happiness in 2011 from an occasional blog visitor!

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  22. Dave -- I had an operation so I'd never have to deal with birth pangs! (snicker)

    Hermione -- John fell asleep around 10:30. I had to wake him up at 11:45 so he could get the champagne. :-) Happy 2011 to you and Ron!

    Ronnie -- always nice to see you. :-)

    Anonymous -- welcome! I'm so glad you're enjoying my blog and I was able to inspire you. :-) Your partner may feel differently, however!

    Poppy -- no, we mustn't let them have the last word, what would the world come to? :-) Huge hugs!

    Bobbie Jo -- it's in the 50s here. That's a heatwave for most of the country, but I'm typing with finger-sicles at the moment!

    comedy -- thanks for dropping by, and best wishes to you as well! :-)

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  23. Happy New Year Erica!

    I too recently discovered your blog. Thank you so much for this look into your world of spanking. Your intelligence and humor make this blog so much fun and in many ways for me educational.

    Thank You

    Jon

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  24. Erica

    Snow is gone and it is raining lightly. I have oodles of birds enjoying the seed I put out for them. It is 42F so not so cold.

    Waiting for your next post and thinking about the stuff that needs to be done around the house. Boo.

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  25. Jon -- thanks! Always makes me happy to hear that people get something out of this.

    BJo -- as I drove home today, it was pouring rain and 44 degrees. No birds.

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  26. Erica,

    That must not have been very fun.

    I think there will be more fun tomorrow. ;-)

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  27. Sweetmeat? Hrm... For Christmas, send that guy a Thesaurus or something!

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  28. Craig -- you're assuming he can read. :-D

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  29. Such classic replies! They are worse than I get as a pro sub. Not that all Englishmen are gentlemen though!!

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  30. NC -- I did the pro sub thing, many years ago. I lasted all of five months!

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