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Chestnuts roasting on my flaming bum...
...Jack Strap nipping at my a$&,
Although it's been said, many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas, with sass! :-D
See, even I can have a bit of holiday spirit with the right coercion... er, coaxing.
I wish all of you a merry/happy/joyous/fun/peaceful whatever you celebrate! xoxox
Hi Erica,
ReplyDeleteYour clips are wonderful! I really enjoyed reliving your toasty holiday celebration. I especially love your irrepressible banter.
Oh, and of course spankees are allowed to laugh. With the steady stream of straight lines fed to you by NG, I don't see how you could resist lobbing back a few humorous zingers.
Bravo to you and NG. It sure looks like good (ouchy) fun!
Hugs,
Bonnie
Please thank New Guy for us - I think is the first Merry/happy/joyous/fun/peaceful we got out of you in the last 12 years.
ReplyDeleteHal
Bonnie -- thank you! See, that's what I thought; he feeds me so many straight lines, how could I resist?
ReplyDeleteHappiest of holidays to you and Randy!
Hal -- oh, it isn't either, you old grouch. :-)
MERRY SPANKMAS TO YOU MY ERICA HEHEHE YOU ARE TOO FUNNY HAHAHA, I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN YOU SAID FUCKING MERRY XMAS I LOVE YOUR SASSY MOUTH YOUR ALOT LIKE ME :-) YOUR BUM LOOKS LIKE RUDOLPHS NOSE, ERICA THE RED NOSED REINDEER HAD A VERY SHINY BUM AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT YOU WOULD EVEN SAY IT GLOWS HEHEHE YEAH I AM BAD TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T ALREADY KNOW HEHEHE,I JUST NOTICED MY CAPS ARE ON UGH I AM SORRY I WROTE TOO MUCH AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE DELETING IT ALL (GRINS) I KNOW I NEED A SPANKING, WISHING YOU AND JOHN A WONDERFUL MERRY MAGICAL CHRISTMAS I WROTE YOU ON MYSPACE, I LOVE YOU HO HO HO BIG HUGS FROM YOUR NAUGHTY GIRL JADE XOXO
ReplyDeleteOMG! You ARE surely cruisin for that bruisin' .. cause I believe I heard you mumble something about his nuts at the end there! I bet this next part of the video got real interesting!
ReplyDeleteIs that the London Tanner Domestic Discipline strap per chance?? Yummmy! Love that one! I see you do too! *winks!*
You wear holiday spirit well, no matter the color. Merry Christmas to you, Erica!
ReplyDeleteJade -- love you too, sweetie. Merry Christmas and watch those CAPS. :-)
ReplyDeleteZelle -- LOL... he said he could roast chestnuts on my bottom, and I said, "Leave your nuts out of this."
I have no idea where that strap is from. When I first met him, it was longer, but it wrapped on me so he cut it down. Now it's perfect (ouch).
pink -- Thank you, honey, and the same to you! :-)
Ouch indeed, Erica, and well, WELL deserved!
ReplyDeleteBut I had to laugh - well, for several reasons - but one was that you spelled 'a$&' to rhyme with 'sass' in a way that would not have been out of place on my blog. Then I recalled that you are not fond of equating your sit-upon with livestock anymore than I am, but it still is funny.
Happy holiday of your choice as well, young lady, along with all the warm fuzzies you can handle.
Oh, what the Devlin - Merry Christmas, Erica!
;-)
Devlin -- Hah! Yes, 'tis true, I'm not all that fond of the a$% word either, but in certain cases (like this one), nothing else works as well. (and hey, it rhymed!)
ReplyDeleteAnd merry freaking Christmas to you too! :-D
Holey Socks!!
ReplyDelete(Runs up and empties his pockets into the tambourine!! Then is humming "Happy Holidaaaaays" for hours!)
Its Festivus Girl Festivus !!! Dont u watch seinfeld ? LOL
ReplyDeleteDave -- Hours? (groan) :-)
ReplyDeleteAlan -- Not if I can help it; never liked it! :-D
MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
ReplyDeleteErica, you do Christmas with more than a little sass.
ReplyDeleteSeason and I send our congratulations on this post being Chrossed. Great job!
Craig -- same to you! :-)
ReplyDeleteMichael -- wow! I thought Chross skipped the spankings of the week 'cause of the holiday. Yippeeeeee! :-D
Nice done...
ReplyDeleteCaptain -- thank you. :-)
ReplyDeleteNicely done...Mr. SpellCheck!
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