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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Who are you calling an "old, wrinkled jerk"?? Bah.

Put down your coffee cup, your water, your juice, whatever, or you'll spew it. Check out Zelle's JibJab holiday card to me. :-D

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Make sure you click on the Full Screen icon (lower right corner) to expand the screen and see the faces more clearly.  Forget that! I made the screen bigger. Did you recognize everyone? (I can't believe she put David Selby in there. LOL!)

Oh, and she made a point of telling me she did NOT write the script. (snicker)

And why the hell is the turkey stuffed with broccoli?

Thank you, Zelle!

25 comments:

  1. Actually.. LOL .. it's better NOT expanded.. as they all blur for me when I expand the video!

    Oh.. imagine my elation.. upon finding broccoli stuffed in the turkey?? Especially knowing how MUCH you love broccoli! hahahahaha!

    Glad you enjoyed that! And yes, I STILL PROCLAIM I had nuttin' to do with the script! LOL

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  2. Zelle -- I DO love broccoli! I'm just grateful the damn thing wasn't stuffed with bacon, or I would have hurled. :-D

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  3. and.. you can open your blog in the edit mode.. click on html.. and the scroll down to where the video is .. and you'll see where it says width="320" height="266" -- just up those to 420 and 366 and it'll make this a tad larger in here for you!

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  4. Zelle -- wow! Cool! OK, forget the full screen, guys.

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  5. Don'tcha love when I say "OOOH!".. and ya hear the crickets?? LOL

    Oh man.. And here I thought you hated broccoli! Must be some other green veggie I was thinking of.. probably brussel sprouts or something. LOL

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  6. (laughing) Actually, I love nearly all veggies (even Brussels sprouts), except bell peppers. You may have me mixed up with Pixie, who hates green beans with the same passion I reserve for cottage cheese.

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  7. HAHA! That could be! God I love cottage cheese.. and BEETS!!! :-) G'pa called it Borscht.. :-)

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  8. AAACCCK! Forgot about beets! Bleccchhhhhhhh!

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  9. HEHEHE LMAO OMG Erica and Zelle this is so freakin funny LOL i couldn't stop laughing :-)Zelle you come up with some ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT Stuff. Thank you both VERY much for sharing this with all of us.If the turkey was stuffed with bacon that would be Danny Chrighton's FAVORITE cause he love's bacon hehehe.YUCK i am with you Erica i hate cottage cheese i like green peppers and beets though don't know whyhehehe and i like broccoli and cheese YUM.This was so much fun to watch, Love you big hug's from your naughty girl Jade XOXO

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  10. Jade -- glad you liked it. JibJab has a lot of fun stuff on their site; quite a bit of it is free to look at. www.jibjab.com.

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  11. ROFLMHO!

    I guess you guys know it was Charles Dickens that was largely responsible for starting
    Christmas being a major holiday because of his little book A Christmas Carol. It was very popular then and still is and has never gone out of print. I love the way Alistair Simm does Scrooge. I think he is the best.

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  12. Bobbie Jo -- believe it or not, I've never read any Dickens. Nor have I ever seen the movie A Christmas Carol in its entirety -- any version. Guess I should, one of these days.

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  13. Hmmm. Well, all I can say is that I love the version of A Christmas Carol that was done in 1953 by Alistair Simm. I have seen several of these films and once George C Scott played Scrooge and my feeling was that it was Patton trying to play Scrooge! To me Scott was never able to get out of that Patton role. I think if you saw the Alistair Simm version, you would get some good laughs out of it.

    I will have to get my copy out and watch it. Again! I can't say how many times I have seen it and I still like it.

    The story is a good read, too, by the way.

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  14. LMAO! Oh that is great! And thanks for the spew disclaimer. ;-)

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  15. Lea -- isn't it priceless? Every time I watch it, I see something else I missed before.

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  16. Oh my goodness that is so funny, brilliant. I'm glad I put my cup of tea down.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  17. That was brilliant! I'm spending the afternoon at JibJab.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  18. Ronnie -- I was cracking up at the faces she put in. Whoever thought that Quentin Collins would end up in a JibJab video with me? LOL

    Hermione -- they are a riot! They do lots of fun political/topical videos too.

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  19. I LOVED every second of this. Your crew is crazy funny! :)

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  20. (heehee) .. thanks Bree! - winks!

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