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Apparently, I am not the only one who needs therapy at this time of year...
ROFL... that's funny!
ReplyDeleteZelle -- thanks, I thought so too! :-)
ReplyDeleteWell then, the only therapy that will get them moving in the correct direction is a good hard spanking from the Easter Bunny. Apparently, he is the only one that has all his eggs in one basket and isn't in this therapy session. He is attending the Top Convention instead. I am pretty sure the Easter Bunny is a Top. UUUU!! Chocolate!!!! Lol! Very funny... Wait! I thought Santa was a Top, not a switch. What is he doing there? Bummers. Giggles.
ReplyDeleteBree -- "eggs in one basket." Har! But Santa could still be a top. Tops have neuroses too, ya know. :-)
ReplyDeleteHmmm...you are right. Maybe that should have been implements in one basket. Who wants to get spanked by an egg? Yuck! ;)
ReplyDeleteI can't agree with you on the Tops have neuroses part. I will get spanked. :( Hmmm...maybe I can quote you. Yeah...that should work. :) I honestly don't think Santa has any neuroses. He is just there to see who is being naughty or nice. I mean what kind of neuroses could Santa have?
That card is ridiculously funny! I can't tell whose tale is sadder, Rudy's or the Elf.
ReplyDeleteBree -- puh-leeeeeze. Tops can be neurotic as hell. And you can tell him I said so. :-)
ReplyDeleteBeth -- I know it's awful, but the bipolar snowman made me laugh like hell.
Hell...that would melt the bipolar snowman. Aw!
ReplyDeleteHi Erica, I enjoyed this it was so funny LOL :-)I thought the bipolar snowman was funny as hell too, The reindeer is a riot too hehehe,You always post some COOL and funny stuff :-)love and hugs from your naughty girl Jade XOXO
ReplyDeleteJade - glad you liked it.
ReplyDeleteHa! Nice!
ReplyDeleteCraig -- hey, I'm grateful it's not just me. ;-)
ReplyDeleteLet's try that again. (google doesn't like me very much- I will admit I'm glad you're OK, sorry you were sick and miserable earlier in the week, and thought that the blogosphere had just eaten your regular monday post. (Which I did miss, by the way. It's good to know you're alright) The same thing has happened to me)
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, Tops, Bottoms, Switches and Vanillas can all be neurotic at times. That's what makes life interesting. Never saw santa as anything other than a top.
Am giggling head off at the bi-polar snowman. The reindeer has an identity crisis I can't think of a witty comment about the elf. And a lot of people suffer from self-doubt, so santa's in good company. (Only fear of a blasphemy charge keeps me from stating an absolute certainty that the Almighty himself suffers from occasional self-doubt!!)
I like the elf with the dead end job.
ReplyDeleteTerri -- thanks! Yeah, I don't imagine Santa cowering in the bedroom while Mrs. Claus (in her leather and latex housedress) beats him with the reindeer whip. :-D
ReplyDeleteJoan -- not only is it dead-end, but it's only good for about one month in each year.
Lol! Thanks for sharing. I think Christmas makes just about everyone need a bit of therapy. It must really annoy Jehovah's Witnesses.
ReplyDeleteLea -- not half as much as they annoy other people.
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