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Monday, October 31, 2011

An All Hallow's Eve Visit From Super Spanko!!

It started out like a normal Monday night. I put out a bowl of candy and greeted ST when he arrived. He was a little late, saying the traffic was bad. Before he even put his stuff down, he said he needed to use my bathroom.

I did think it was a little strange that he took his toy bag in there with him, but I figured he was in such a hurry to go, he didn't even think about putting it down.

Several minutes passed, and I wondered what was going on. Finally, the door opened, but there was no sign of ST. Instead, a masked stranger leaped into my living room.

(gasp!) Super Spanko! Who the hell was that?? As you might imagine, he didn't give me any time to think about it. I've never been spanked by a superhero before. It's quite surreal, let me tell you. And for whatever reason, I couldn't stop laughing.

"You think this is funny?" he thundered. "You won't laugh for long!"

"Wanna bet?" I snickered, giggling so hard I could hardly catch my breath.

First I was over his knee for a while. Oh, the horror!

"Are you learning anything?" he scolded in his gravelly superhero tones.

"Yeah," I gasped. "I'm learning that I really, REALLY need to be more careful about who I open my door to!"

"That's right. I thought that issue had already been addressed, by that wonderful man, Mr. [ST's last name]."

"Who??" I said.

"You know...I believe he goes by the name Spanko Tango. Great guy. Great spanker!"

"Oh, him," I yawned. "He's not so great. I'm still opening my door to strangers, so obviously I didn't learn anything."

Wrong thing to say. Over the ottoman I went. Still couldn't stop laughing, though. Here's me, laughing my head off at Super Spanko.

He blustered that he wasn't going to stop until I confessed that I was a Naughty Girl, and that naughtiness doesn't pay.

"It does TOO pay!" I jeered. "I've gotten paid for naughtiness lots of times! I'm getting paid for it this Saturday!"

Unacceptable. He broke out the heavy artillery.

"Does it pay?" "Yes!" "Does it pay?" "Yes!" "Does it pay?" "Yes!" "Does it pay?" "NO, goddamn it!"

What can I say. Wood works wonders.

"My work here is not quite done," he said. "You need 15 more of these. And you will have to count them!"

"Why... because you can't?" I quipped. Damn, I'm a fool sometimes. But it's so worth it. :-)

Afterward, he dramatically announced that at last, his work here WAS done, and he left... but he didn't go out the front door, he went into the bathroom. Weird. But I guess even superheroes have to pee.

Once again the bathroom door opened, and this time, ST emerged. "Sorry I took so long in there," he apologized. "I wasn't feeling very well." TMI, honey. Really. I don't know what you were up to, but I had one hell of an adventure while you were gone. Who was that masked man?

We relaxed for a while, chatting away and eating chocolate. Perfectly hysterical end to a hilarious night? Weird Al Yankovic was on the radio, and they played something of his I'd never heard before. What is it about polka music that's so damn funny? And his polka parodies of rock songs absolutely slay me. I was laughing myself sick with this, so I hope y'all like it too -- Bohemian Polka. Happy Halloween!


  1. "Who WAS that masked man, Pa?"

    "Don't rightly know his real name, Son... but he done left us with a grinning Erica!!"

    Thank you BOTH very much, this is another vastly entertaining entry, and that second picture is going to be my new wallpaper.

    Ah, you never heard that particular Weird Al medley before, eh? Good for you! But my all-time favorite will always be the Doo-Wop-y "One More Minute!" (Watch his back boys carefully!)

  2. Dave -- Oh, my GOD. Just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder tonight! My stomach!!

    Needless to say, I'd never seen that before either. Thank you!

  3. What a wonderful and funny account, Erica! And the pictures are hilarious. Thanks for the laugh! :-) It's good to hear that the two of you had such a great Halloween.

  4. I love the look on your face in the pictures. Terrific account of a great night of fun.

  5. Hi Erica I ABSOLUTELY LOVED this entry :-)it was so DAMN funny hehehe LOL :-)WHO IS THAT MASKED MAN? HEHEHE IT'S SUPER SPANKO :-)I also LOVE the pic's they are so COOL,My fave pic is the one of you over his knee with your mouth open that is PRICELESS HEHEHE.Happy that you and ST had a fun Halloween :-)WAY TO GO ERICA AND ST.Love and hugs to you from your naughty girl Jade XOXO

  6. With Treats like you got last night,Halloween should be a regular holiday, EVERY month! :)

    So Super Spanko tangled with Super Booty...I say it's a win-win outcome.

  7. Looks Like Super Spanko Has "Wood" for you .

    You must make his cape flap !

  8. Awesome! Hahaha! What a great, fun life you lead. Just wonderful...


  9. Kaelah -- sometimes, it's fun to be really silly, you know? :-)

    OBB -- thanks!

    joey -- not too hammy, am I? lol

    Jade -- we both thank you for the peanut butter Snickers! :-D

    Kelly -- Ha! So I'm Super Booty now, huh?

    Alan -- perhaps I do. :-)

    Quai -- it has its highlights, definitely. Thanks!

  10. You had ME laughing while reading and then Weird Al.... He does make me laugh.
    Ever gone to one of his concerts? Absolutely unreal how good a show it is!


  11. Poppa -- never seen him in concert, no. But some of his stuff makes me come unglued. Especially the polka parodies!

  12. Erica, I just saw your photo on CPerotica. You look fantastic as usual. Spanks a million. I love you.

  13. six -- CP erotica? That's a new one. These pictures sure do get around. :-)

  14. @ Erica: Being silly with friends in my opinion is indeed one of the best ways to spend time! :-)

  15. Now the correct response to "Have you learned your lesson yet?" is "Why, is there a test later?" That was on my "what NOT to say to a top" list anyway. Lol. Glad you had a fun Halloween!

  16. Lea -- Ha! I will remember that for next time.

  17. Like the Halloween Spanking look like a witch..spanked witch..

  18. Erica, I went to see Weird Al the first time thinking it would be a comedy goof but I was surprised. Yes his songs mde me chuckle but those guys can PLAY! The performance was professional beyond anything I expected.
    If you get the chance to see him then go!

    Poppa Mark

  19. Erica another great adventure ,What a way to spend Halloween ,the pics are great,add in Weird Al priceless !


  20. ET -- thanks! I'm glad you liked it.