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Friday, October 28, 2011

Correspondence Hall of Shame, 10/28

Another one so soon? Sort of. I have a few funnies, and then one that's really bugging me and I want to get it out of my head.

let be friend ples

Well, at least he said ples. But I'm still going to pass.

Hi..there.I'm bored & just checkin things out.I cant take my eyes off your profile pics.I wana say,"u got a very gorgeous spankable firm Bottom.I'm very turned-on by your already stinged redden cheeks.

Stinged? Did he mean singed? Stung?
I'm sorry you're bored. Try reading a book. There are some really cute pop-up ones available on Amazon.

all i want to do is give u a good spnking every time i come to town i visit my kids there in fresno and i pass thru ur town once a month so get back too me and maybe u will be dropping ur drawers for me sometime soon

Dropping ur drawers??
Sure, come on over. I'll drop a fully loaded dresser drawer on your foot.

Last week, I got a reply on my Alt.com profile from a man who lives four miles from me. His note was brief, but respectful, and he attached a photo, a face shot, just as I requested in my profile. Nice. He also included his phone number and said "let's talk."

(groan) I hate the phone, as you know. And I especially hate talking to strangers on it. But his profile was very clear -- he said he hated endless emails and he needed to hear a voice in order to make a connection. OK, fine. It won't kill me. So I called.

We had a nice conversation. He asked me a lot of questions, wanted to know about limits and tolerance, preferences, etc. Among other things, I told him that I love scolding, but I do not like verbal degradation and rough talk. "I totally get it," he said. Then he said that because he wasn't a top tier member on Alt, he couldn't see my pictures, only a thumbnail of the profile shot. Could I send him a few photos? Sure, I said, and he gave me his email.

I selected a couple of shots and sent them to him. And then I got this in return:

Very nice. I'll enjoy brutalizing your ass.

I felt like I'd been socked in the gut. Did he not hear a word I'd said? Brutalize? I don't want to be freaking brutalized.

I didn't reply. Then, last Monday, I got another email from him. This time, a close-up shot of his hand clutching his erect member. This is what's in my pants. Call me.

My Alt profile clearly states, in bold: "I want to see your face, not your dick. Please don't send me X-rated pictures."

I felt violated, like I'd experienced some sort of bait-and-switch. He was a gentleman at first, then as soon as he got me to nibble the bait, he became someone else. I thought I had better instincts than this; why was I so fooled? Was it because he was good looking? Am I that shallow? (yeah, I am, somewhat. Who am I kidding?)

I wrote back: "(sigh) If I wanted to see that, I would have stayed at my boyfriend's house." He wrote back: "I am not your boyfriend." Well, duh.

The next day, he wrote once more, asking if I was ready to come over for a spanking. I didn't reply. I was done. When he didn't hear from me, he sent me this: Clearly u r not ready to be spanked by a man like me. I thought we had a very clear and connected chat.

We did. And then you morphed into Dick Boy.

I don't know why this one is bothering me so much. Maybe it's because I'm disgusted with myself. You're so greedy, Erica. You have a wonderful play partner; why even experiment with anyone else? Or I'm pissed off that I was fooled by a pretty face. Maybe part of me was flattered because he's 39 years old and he could get any cute young thing he wants, but he was writing to me.

You know what? I DO have the best possible play partner in ST. But that doesn't mean I never want to play with anyone else. When The Villain was local, I played with him too. And let's be real. I don't have all that many spankable years left. I want to enjoy as much as I can for as long as I can, while men still want to play with me.

I dunno... this left me feeling both foolish and angry. Maybe now that I've put it out there, I can let it go. It's so not worth the time and space in my head.

Move on, Erica. It's another weekend. And next Saturday, I go back to Spanking Court one last time, to wrap up my story arc. I can't wait.

Have a great weekend, y'all.

21 comments:

  1. Don't be too hard on yourself. Some idiots out there are just so smooth they can fool anyone. Getting this out there about this guy will help others to avoid him as an untruthful con man who is obviously into himself.

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  2. That's too bad. But at least he showed you his hand before you got taken in and had a scene with him. He probably uses the phone because he can't read!

    Have a good weekend, now that he's off your chest.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  3. Bobbie Jo -- yeah, I know. I guess I'm just in a down place and I let this one get to me.

    Hermione -- LOL! And you're right -- it could have been disastrous instead of upsetting.

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  4. That's a rough one. You made the effort to connect and this guy morphed into Mega jerk. But I bet your in box will continue to fill up with legitimate play requests for quite a few years.

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  5. Kelly -- (shrugs) We'll see, I guess.

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  6. Hi Erica,I am VERY sorry this happened to you this make's me want to punch this asshole in the face :-( He is sick in the head showing you that type of pic of himself, I don't trust him he used the word BRUTALIZING :-( I bet he hurt's and beat's women he is a COWARD :-( glad your safe from him UGH.Any good person would want to play with you cause your,BEAUTIFUL,SMART,TALENTED,ETC :-)I laughed my butt off when you said that you would drop a fully loaded dresser drawer on some man's foot hehehe LOL, Wishing you and John a WONDERFUL weekend, Much Love and hug's to you from your naughty girl Jade XOXO

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  7. Jade -- punching anyone in the face is never a good idea. But I appreciate the support; thank you. :-)

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  8. Guys are, by and large, douches. I can say this. I am from the Douchus Erectus species. A guy is polite when he's trying to make a good impression, but then when he thinks he's got you roped in his true colors come out. Add to that, he was likely articulate and handsome, so you WANTED it to be as good as it seemed. Don't fret. Move on. No harm, no foul, really.

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  9. Craig -- LOL! Please do NOT lump yourself into that category. You're male, yes. A douche, no. :-)

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  10. Several years ago I met with someone who was intelligent and highly cultured. A real gentleman. We had a lovely lunch together and then went back to his place to play.

    After spanking me OTK, he started doing other bdsm things to me, which I did not like--for example, face slapping, pulling my hair, etc. (not to mention pulling his c**k out and demanding me to service him). OMG, it was a real case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

    I left feeling dirty and defiled. When I emailed him a day or so later expressing my disappointment/distaste, he was very miffed. Suddenly, he turned everything around and claimed that I wanted more than he could give... go figure! I guess that being a Dom meant that he was supposed to be the one doing the rejecting, lol.

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  11. Dana -- UGH! How horrible for you! :-( That must have taken some time to get over. Fortunately, the good guys help erase those memories.

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  12. My guess is that he was sober when he talked to you, and then drunk when writing you after. I mean, of course, I've read about that sort of thing happening to other guys.

    If you want to know what someone's really like, get drunk with them, or at least hang out with them while they get drunk. Booze makes it much harder to hide one's true nature.

    It's a good screening process, but somehow I don't see you tolerating a meet at a bar... but what if they had free mayonnaise burritos and buffalo wings covered in hollandaise sauce? ...No?! Awww... now I'm hungry.

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  13. Dana: I'm appalled and embarrassed. Genuinely. Even though I have nothing to do with it, as a man--as a top--it's infuriating and disgusting.

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  14. There are as many female jerks out there as there are males. But, it seems to be unique to men to presume to send pictures of their johnson's. I guess I am not a real man as I have never had a picture of my stuff.

    Maybe you should ask for dick pictures and then only deal with the men who only have face pictures to send?

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  15. Danny -- clearly, you've forgotten my discriminating tastes already. I hate mayonnaise and Hollandaise sauce. As for the bar... you're right, coffee is more my style. ;-)

    Craig -- that's why we need guys like you.

    OBB -- oh yes, I've heard from a few of the female jerks too. Seems to me a "real" man is one who doesn't have to prove it by introducing himself with a dick, but that's just me.

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  16. Yes Hermoine, he did show her his hand. Unfortunately, his dick was in it! LOL! Really, Erica - forget this idiot. I wouldn't want to look twice at someone who threw around the word 'brutalize'. That just sounds violent and crass. He's not the man he thinks he is, and not worth even thinking about.

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  17. I agree with Hermione, at least you found out what he was really like before you met up with him. Some people are good at fooling others, that's no fault of your own. Hope you can forget about this Domass and the good guys come through.

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  18. "Domass"! I think I like that better than "Dommy Dom Dom"!

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  19. Karyn -- yeah, that word was jarring indeed.

    Lea -- John has his own theory about this guy; perhaps I should write it up in the next entry.

    Craig -- do you like it better than "asshat"?

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  20. No, no. Not better than "asshat", but better than "Dommy Dom Dom" for describing incredibly annoying doms.

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  21. @Craig_Aych--Thank you--it did take a bit of getting over. Such a brief interlude, but it was traumatic in its own way. (I assure you that I'm fully recovered now, but a little bit less innocent and naive.)

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