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Monday, March 21, 2011

What...Me, Worry?

Y'all know Alfred E. Neuman, this cute little gap-toothed guy, don't you? Well, at least all my fellow Baby Boomers do. This is one of my favorite sweatshirts, very warm and comfy for this chilly weather, and I figured the sentiment was perfect for tonight -- Me, worry? Whatever for? What could I possibly have to worry about, right?


My butt, maybe??

OK, not really worried. Because I knew I was in the best of hands, of course. But ouch. Look at all those damned implements on the left side there. And that was only some of them.

You know, everything is kind of a blur tonight. I was deeply into feeling it all, my senses heightened and razor sharp. I quickly reached a point where, every time he touched or brushed me lightly with something, I'd twitch and tremble involuntarily with anticipation.

"You're shaking," he said. "Are you scared?"

I was damned if I was going to admit that to him, so I mulishly kept silent.

Several swats later... "I asked you a question."

"I don't want to answer it!" I hollered.

"I don't care if you want to answer it or not. When I ask you a question, I expect an answer. Do you understand?"

(sigh) I knew I'd better freaking well understand. "Yes."

After that, I was gone. I know I'm on another plain when I stop using actual words and just utter sounds.

I wish I could keep this level of relaxation with me forever. That boneless, rag-doll feeling, not a care in the world, blissfully warm and throbbing and mindless.

We watched all three parts of "Nutless" (yes, Zelle, part 3 is up! :-D) and then, on the couch, Round Two across his lap. Lots and lots and LOTS with his hand... and then: "I think you should reach over and get that slapper on the carpet."

"I should?"

"You should if you know what's good for you."

Oy. That slapper was @#$%ing murder on my tenderized cheeks. But I suppose I would have gotten a lot more of it had I not handed it to him so quickly. I know when resistance is futile.

No worries here... but uh oh... am I crying?

Nah...... see? :-)

Just another Magic Monday...

P.S...... Happy birthday to my buddy Wolfie!


  1. I wonder how many of us baby boomers were spanked for reading Mad magazine? Love the pictures and the story.

  2. I know I'm on another plain when I stop using actual words and just utter sounds.

    Is it possible that you used plain when plane would be a better choice?

    You could leave the woods and enter the plain, but they are all about the same.

    It seems here that your consciousness has left the known physical universe.

  3. Good Lord! I'm sure there is a law against looking this damn cute and perfectly sated after a spanking! Can't you look at least A LITTLE disheveled once in awhile?!! LOL .. (ps.. LOVED MAD MAGAZINE! Bought it all the time!)

    What I wouldn't give to have a regular Monday night appt with such an adept spanker as NG! Of course.. I am flexible.. so if some other day of the week is good for a Top reading this.. I'm game. LMAO!

    I loved part 3 of "Nutless"! I still can't believe you got on the floor and had to pick up all the M&M's you'd tossed at poor sweet Stephen! OHHHHhhhhh what that poor dear had to contend with as your agent! ROFLMAO!

    (ps.. Happy Birthday Dave Wolfe!Love you!)

  4. Hello my Erica your sweatshirt is so CUTE and funny hehehe LOL :-) your pic's are AWESOME too.those implement's do look a bit stingy OUCH hehehe :-) i am so happy that you had a fun time with NG, I alway's look forward to reading about it, it's the highlight of my Tuesday's :-) i think it's better to have just another Magic Monday then just another Manic Monday you know that song by Tiffany hehehe. i Love You big hugs from your naughty girl Jade HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOLFIE

  5. ddon -- thanks. :-)

    joeyred -- hmmmm... well, unless our parents were secretly reading it too!

    OBB -- I was thinking of "plain" as an area of land, but you're absolutely right, "plane" would have been the better choice. I stand corrected (literally).

    Zelle -- whatchoo talkin' about, woman? I was totally disheveled! Just ask NG. And yes, I had to crawl around and pick up the M&Ms... by color, yet! Harrumph.

    Jade -- glad you enjoyed and I hope you feel better today! :-)

  6. Erica,

    My brother took Mad Magazine and the part I liked the best was Spy vs. Spy. That was about all I would look at, though sometimes I would check out the other stuff.

    Nice pictures, pretty panties, a neat sweatshirt, and NG. What is better on a Monday night?

  7. Bobbie Jo -- I had some chocolate later too. My Perfect Monday.

  8. Once again thank you so much for sharing your Monday night. Great photos. Love the way you can show your sense of humor, sexiness, and brattiness.


  9. Jon -- I try. :-) And thank you for the appreciation.

  10. Chocolate! Mmmmmm! Nice Monday. I like Yorks mints and also dark chocolate. Yummmm. Oh, and one of my favorites is See's. You can't beat it.

  11. You two never cease to amaze me. Who else could make an Alfred E. Neuman sweatshirt look sexy? Damn, woman. :P

  12. Pink -- LOL! Didn't see it that way, but thank you! I can't be in a bad mood when I wear that shirt; that goofy face makes me laugh.