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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Topless Tuesday

You know how, on Facebook and Twitter and Instagram, they have Throwback Thursday, where you post your "blast from the past" photos? FetLife, not to be undone, has their unofficial "Topless Tuesday." (They also have No-Pants Friday, but that one isn't as alliteratively pleasing.) So, some women post their boobies, and the occasional man will post a ripped chest.

But for me, Topless Tuesday has a completely different meaning. It is a Tuesday without Steve. And it sucks.

I am busy today. I have work to do. It's in the 90s outside and I am blissfully comfortable inside in the AC. But I am restless and sad and feeling needy. I am missing my weekly fix.

About a half-hour ago, I was struck with a mischievous impulse. He's out in the middle of nowhere somewhere in Utah or Nevada or wherever the hell his Harley has taken him today, and I don't know what kind of reception he has, but I figured sooner or later he'd be in a place where texts would come through. So, I texted him this:

"Since I'm having a Topless Tuesday, I figured I might as well dress the part."

And I attached this:




What? I figured that was fitting -- I'm Topless, and I'm topless. Makes sense to me.

If he doesn't like it, he can always spank me for it. Oh wait, he can't. Because he's TOO DAMN FAR AWAY! ;-)

25 comments:

  1. I actually posted pics of myself topless on my blog last year. Technically I'm NOT topless, but I was wearing a man's pajama top, and it was unbuttoned, so the boobs were on display. They were also black and white pics, so at least I could claim that they were a touch on the artistic side. LOL

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  2. Jen -- I've done it too, but it's rare. Personally, I think my bum is a better asset than my lopsided girls. But you know, when it's Topless Tuesday, you go with the flow. :-)

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    1. At my size, even being only a B, I have a decent amount to work with, so I was able to position things so that they looked better. LOL

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  3. Do you think he'll see them when he tops up his tank? Or when he tops a long uphill? Or on top of a bluff ... and wishing he were atop ... well, you know who. :-)

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  4. Jon -- I think it would be more like, he'd be wishing that *I* were atop something -- his lap. :-)

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  5. Erica, you are just so lovely! Although I have yet to post a topless pic of myself, there are more than one of my reddened bottom. Thanks for sharing! Hang in there until your man gets back.

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  6. sub hub -- Thanks. I have to... I just wish the time would pass more quickly.

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  7. Thank you for my chuckle for today. :-) Clever, too. And ohhh do I understand being "topless!"

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  8. Bobbie Jo -- (sigh) I know you do! Booooo...

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  9. I'm sure he'll enjoy the picture as well as the opportunity./ to which delay may just add some fun ;-)

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  10. Erica,

    I'd love to see his face when he gets your text.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  11. Erica show us some squats.

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  12. How very naughty of you, Erica. I hope no one else gets to his phone first. I'm sure it will cheer him up to know that you are thinking of him.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  13. (Laughing) I'm sure he will take care of you when he returns and of course use the photo as the reason for doing so. :-)

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  14. Erica love the topless Tuesday pick!

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  15. MrJ -- I certainly hope so.

    Ronnie -- me too! :-D

    Anonymous -- ummm... I'll be going to the gym later. You're welcome to join my exercise class, if you're a member. :-)

    Hermione -- nah. That phone is glued to him. And he doesn't need cheering; he's having a blast! (sulk)

    Jay -- from your lips to his hands. :-)

    Anonymous -- thanks!

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  16. Now that is totally erotic!
    Always
    Ron

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  17. When he comes to see you next time, it will be more than a "mischievous impulse" striking you! :)

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  18. Kelly -- (snort) You think?

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  19. Hi Erica -- You are just as naughty as me LOL :-) Wish I could see the look on his face, as well.I know he will spank you for it :-) I can't wait until he gets back, then I can read about him spanking you,I hope you do a video of it.That would be AWESOME :-) Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade

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  20. Jade -- we'll see how it goes. :-)

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  21. I think you have very cute girls. I am sad that you are topless, but pleased that you are topless - if you get my drift. I am a few years older than you and think you are an inspiration to the mature crowd. I don't see why most of the spanking websites have to have 99% schoolgirls? Surely the average age of members is at least twice that of a sweet 16. You, Chelsea P, Clare F and Veronica (Daniels?) are so much more interesting and sexy because you are real women. You may be a late bloomer, but you are still in full bloom and long may you continue.

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  22. Ian -- thank you for all your kind words. I hope to stick around for a long while. Just a gentle reminder, though... the younger women are real women too. :-)

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    1. What I meant is that unlike most of them, you are not pretending to be what you are not - in their cases, schoolgirls!

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