More Fetfuckery for your amusement

This is sort of like a CHoS, but with a couple of differences. First, the writing wasn't sent directly to me; it was posted to a group on FetLife. And second, I didn't just conjure up a fantasy reply; I actually posted it. It had to be done.

So I'm viewing the Fet feed last night, and a post from the group "Arizona 50+" catches my eye. I click on it and read:

Women 50+ Lose Their Sex Drives

Personally I like older women, but reality gets in the way of having sexual relationships with women over the age of 50.

These are just some of the problems why men start looking at the young gals:

1) Young women look better. Most women start going downhill after the age of 30. Having kids exacerbates this. Most older ladies dress matronly which makes them look even worse.

2) Almost all post-menopausal women lose their sex drive. They also get dry and they can't have orgasms.

3) Older women are cynical. Young ladies are sweet.

4) Women over the age of 50 have been brought up to think that ladies who enjoy sex are sluts. They may talk like they have broken the shackles but when push comes to shove they have a very tough time enjoying recreational sex.

5) Women over 50 don't use the internet to find sex, partly because of the reasons stated above.

6) Women over 50 are focused on getting married, not in having casual dates and/or sex.

So, I'm not surprised this part of fet gets little activity. Men are looking for young ladies and older women aren't looking.

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After a brief pause to clean my brain explosion off the computer screen, I checked this dude's profile. He's 56 (my age), and his profile photo is a closeup of his tighty-whities, with a big ol' gut hanging over them. Charming. Yeah, I think I understand why women aren't having sex with you, cookie.

I don't belong to the Arizona 50+ group (duh, I live in CA). And you can't post to a group unless you belong to it. So guess what I did? Yup, I joined. What the hell, so the moderator can kick me off, I don't care. I just wanted to have my say and head off. I then posted this reply:

"Wow. Just wow. I do not live in Arizona, but this... masterpiece came across my feed and I just had to respond.

1. I don't look like a matron, I look just fine, thank you, and I'm in way better shape than you are, OP [original poster], even though we're the same age.

2. My sex drive is very much present, and I have orgasms that would wake my neighbors if I didn't put my hand over my mouth. Perhaps these women of which you speak are dry only around you.

3. Yup, I'm cynical. Because I've spent more time on this earth dealing with asshats like you.

4. I love sex. My mother raised me to believe that sex is a wonderful thing and that it should be fun and fulfilling. So much for your cliché.

5. I am as Internet savvy as any 20-something, and I have found countless play partners online.

6. I've never been married, I've never wanted to be married, and I doubt that I will ever want to be married. I've been with the same man for 18 years and we don't even live together. So that debunks your final cliché.

Don't worry, I'm not going to remain here, since I don't fit the group's locale criteria. And you'll no doubt delete this. So I might as well go for it -- good god, you're an idiot."

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Shortly thereafter, the group moderator came on and posted: "I am not removing these comments -- they are spot on!" LOL!

No response from the moron yet. I wonder if he'll have the stones to come back, especially after the group mod approved his shaming. :-D

I present as pictorial evidence, this shot from Shadow Lane 2013. I am a good 30 years older than all three of these women (L to R: Maddy Marks, Christy Cutie, and Kelley May). Do I look like a @#$%ing matron to you??

By the way, after a three-month hiatus, I will have a brand-new CHoS for you this Friday.