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Friday, September 20, 2013

Had to laugh

Last night while on FetLife, I dashed off a bit of writing, very brief, describing a text conversation I'd had earlier that I found amusing. I figured it would pass into the nether regions of Fet, unseen, but this morning I logged on and found over 30 comments on it. Since it took off so unexpectedly, I thought I'd relay the story here as well, since it's been such a slow news week.

 So I'm texting with a young woman whom I won't name, because I don't wish to embarrass her, but I'll just say that if you put this girl on a Cute-O-Meter, it would explode. We were chatting about giggling during spanking, and how tops seem to seize upon that as an opportunity to spank harder. She then texted me a photo of her making a sad, pouty face, and I said that I didn't see how anyone could spank her, with that face. It was that adorable.

 She suggested I should try making that face myself.

 "Honey," I replied, "you can pull that off, because you're 20-something and cute as a button. If I made that face, people would think I was constipated."

 What can I say? It's true! There are simply certain looks one can't pull off successfully at a... er... somewhat advanced age. sigh

 Such is life. Smirking was always more my style, anyway. That, and the "righteous indignation" face. :-D


(from Sarah Gregory Spanking, The Rude Innkeeper)

 Speaking of age... another birthday on Sunday. Tomorrow night, birthday dinner and dessert with John; going to one of our favorite celebration restaurants, and then of course to our favorite coffeehouse, in hopes that they'll have the German chocolate cake I'm so enamored of. Steve is busy getting ready to move, but I do hope to see him Monday. What's a birthday without a spanking, right?

 Have a great weekend, y'all.
Posted by Erica at 12:22 PM

20 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2013 at 12:56 PM

    Let me be the first (at least on here) to wish you a very happy birthday! One of these days I'm going to drive up to LA and get a piece of that German chocolate cake that I have read so much about for years!! Have a wonderful celebratory weekend.

    Pam

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  2. EricaSeptember 20, 2013 at 12:59 PM

    Pam -- thanks! LOL... I do yammer on about that cake, don't I. It's just so freaking good! I don't know where this coffeehouse gets their cakes and pastries, but they are the best I've ever tasted.

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  3. sixofthebestSeptember 20, 2013 at 1:21 PM

    Erica, my I wish you a very Happy Birthday, and many more to come. Have you ever tried the SACHER TORTE. It is a delicious cake, and it comes from Vienna, Austria. It is named after the restaurant in that famous fabulous capital, that produced Strauss, Freud, Hedy Lamaar, and yours truly. Of course top it off, by having a 'spanking good time'. XXX Luv ya.

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  4. EricaSeptember 20, 2013 at 2:18 PM

    Six -- I have had it once or twice, yes. :-)

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  5. KellySeptember 20, 2013 at 2:54 PM

    Happy Birthday weekend Dear BRAT-I mean DEAR Erica! :)

    I hope you get to indulge in your beloved cake decadence.
    Remember...YOUR are the Queen for the weekend/week/month. You should get EVERYTHING you want and ALL you deserve! :)

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  6. MrJSeptember 20, 2013 at 3:23 PM

    Hilarious girls' fun - nice story!
    Happy birthday! Enjoy the restaurant, the other gifts as well as your next orbit around the Sun!

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  7. EricaSeptember 20, 2013 at 3:32 PM

    Kelly -- I'm sure there are many varying opinions out there as to what I deserve. *snicker*

    MrJ -- love my gal pals!

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  8. Dave WolfeSeptember 20, 2013 at 10:58 PM

    Piffle, one day is hardly sufficient! Happy Birthday Week!! More to follow.

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  9. jadelyn1975September 21, 2013 at 2:42 AM

    Hi Erica -- Wishing you the best birthday ever,Sorry I didn't email you,I have been very sick,I was at the hospital for 9 hours,I have lot's to tell you,but I would never forget your birthday,I love your pic it's so cute :-) Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2013 at 6:51 AM

    Happy Birthday, Erica. I hope that it's the best one ever. :-)

    Mike

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  11. ronnieSeptember 21, 2013 at 10:09 AM

    Happy Birthday, Erica. Have a wonderful weekend and hope you get some of that chocolate cake

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  12. alex reynoldsSeptember 21, 2013 at 12:49 PM

    Happiest of birthdays, my dear! Love you! <3

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  13. EricaSeptember 21, 2013 at 3:57 PM

    Dave -- I'm milking it for the rest of the month! :-)

    Jade -- sorry to hear you've been so sick. :-(

    Mike -- thank you!

    Ronnie -- oh, I hope so too. They almost always have it. (fingers crossed)

    Alex -- I love you toooooo!

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  14. LeaSeptember 21, 2013 at 8:16 PM

    I think I have a pretty damn good Sad Face but it's never actually gotten me out of a spanking. Not that I'd really want to get out of one anyway. ;-) I hope you have a lovely birthday and delicious German Chocolate cake! Hooray for Virgos!

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  15. Dana KaneSeptember 22, 2013 at 9:23 AM

    Erica,

    I think this has more to do with attitude than age; I've always said that I couldn't pull off 'schoolgirl' even when I WAS one, and I suspect that the same is true for you.

    Some of us just can't do the cutesy pout (and thank goodness for all the fresh-faced gals - and a few guys - who can) and would look pretty ridiculous trying. I mean, would YOU feel sorry for me if you saw my bottom lip all puffed out? Yeah, see, me either with you...besides, I much prefer your curled-lip snark, hands down.

    Mature Hugs,
    Dana

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  16. Dana KaneSeptember 22, 2013 at 9:24 AM

    And belated Birthday Love!!

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  17. PruxieSeptember 22, 2013 at 2:32 PM

    *warm fuzzies*

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  18. EricaSeptember 22, 2013 at 9:07 PM

    Lea -- my "sad face" just looks mad, I think! And yeahhhhh... don't really want to get out of them, anyway.

    Dana -- of course I can't imagine you pouting. Tops don't pout! ;-)

    Pruxie-pie -- (beaming at you)

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  19. NjspankSeptember 24, 2013 at 12:44 PM

    Again happy birthday.....as for giggles, well I recieved a lovely sound spanking today and we and my lap laughed a lot but not when she did the finalee....we all need to enjoy the time we spend spanking or being spanked.
    Always
    Ron

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  20. EricaSeptember 24, 2013 at 1:56 PM

    Ron -- yes, we do.

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