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Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Spank Me Quick!

To honor Elvis's birthday this week (he would have been 78 on January 8), I decided to write a spanking parody of one of his songs. You'd think I would have chosen one of his more well-known songs, right? ("Spank Me Tender," anyone?) But nooooo. I had to pick an obscure little tune that no one will know, except maybe his die-hard fans or oldies aficionados.

Still, you have to give me this: What do you spankos think of first, when you hear the title "Kiss Me Quick"? Yup, I did too. :-D

Here is the song (and the real lyrics are pasted below the parody, so you can compare):




So without any further ado, I present Spank Me Quick.



Spank me quick, while I’m still being naughty,
Hold me down and tell me that I’m bad
‘Cause tomorrow I’ll act up for certain,
So spank me till I’m red and hurtin’
Spank me quick, because I’m such a brat

Spank me quick, I know I drive you crazy
Grab my hair and whisper what’s in store
Tell me that tonight I’ll learn a lesson,
And all your buttons I’ll stop pressin’,
Spank me quick, because I’ll be so sore.

Let the brush keep landing
Blows that I’m withstanding
While you’re commanding,
“Don’t you sass your top!”

Spank me quick, I just can’t stand this corner,
‘Cause your hand can set me all aglow
Oh, your scolding has me wanting more
So be my top forevermore, and
Spank me quick because I need it so.

Let the belt keep flaying
While you are saying,
“Better start your praying,
That this pain will stop!”

Spank me quick, I just can’t stand this corner,
‘Cause your hand can set me all aglow
Oh, your scolding has me wanting more
So be my top forevermore, and
Spank me quick because I need it so.

Spank me quick because I need it so.
Spank me quick because I need you so.

(real lyrics for comparison)

Kiss me quick while we still have this feeling,
Hold me close and never let me go,
'Cause tomorrows can be so uncertain,
Love can fly and leave just hurting,
Kiss me quick because I love you so.

Kiss me quick and make my heart go crazy,
Sigh that sigh and whisper oh so low,
Tell me that tonight will last forever,
Say that you will leave me never,
Kiss me quick because I love you so.

Let the band keep playing while we are swaying,
Let's keep on praying that we'll never stop.

Kiss me quick, I just can't stand this waiting
'Cause your lips are lips I long to know.
For that kiss will open heaven's door
And we'll stay there forevermore,
So kiss me quick because I love you so.

Let the band keep playing while we are swaying,
Let's keep on praying that we'll never stop.

Kiss me quick, I just can't stand this waiting
'Cause your lips are lips I long to know.
For that kiss will open heaven's door
And we'll stay there forevermore,
So kiss me quick because I love you so.

Kiss me quick because I love you so.
Kiss me quick because I love you so.

21 comments:

  1. Wow! I am really impressed.
    The Queen of Spanking Rock.

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  2. MrJ -- thank you, thank you very much. :-)

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  3. Erica

    I am equally impressed, nice job on this one....a song that sticks in your head with some wonderful and fun new lyrics.
    Well done,
    Always
    Ron

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  4. WOW Erica -- I Love this you did a GREAT job :-)Your version made me giggle :-)I Like spanking song's they are so COOL. Much Love and hug's from naughty girl Jade

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  5. Ron -- I've been humming the damn thing all day! LOL

    Jade -- thanks, hon. :-)

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  6. Great job Erica. I will be singing it all day. Isabela

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  7. Great work. Now you just have to find a crooner for your version and get it on You Tube.

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  8. Funny parody, Erica! And great to know that you had such a wonderful Monday as well. :-)

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  9. I love it!
    I have just read your Monday post- *sighs*
    :)

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  10. Isabela -- yup, it's become an earworm. :-)

    MM -- more like SpankingTube, don't you think? :-D

    Kaelah -- oh, I did indeed. Thanks!

    Abby -- I'm glad some people are liking it. I figured no one would know the song, so it wouldn't resonate.

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  11. Erica. I love the song "Love Me Tender" by Elvis Presley. Please write a parody on this song. Or "You're, nothing but a Spanko" (hound dog), Or "Red Paddled Bottom", (Blue Suede Shoes) or "School-House Rock", (Jail-House Rock)' XXX Luv ya.

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  12. Six -- Love Me Tender/Spank Me Tender has possibilities. I'll have to give it some thought.

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  13. Erica, I love the song "Love Me Tender". How about "I'm nothing but a Spanko". Or, "School-House Rock". (Jail-House Rock)

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  14. Erica should be "School-House Spank".

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  15. There are times I swear I will abandon your blog cos of all the snarky shit you come up with sometimes, but then you do something like this and I have to stay.

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  16. Malcolm -- ouch. Glad you enjoyed the parody, but I'm sorry that you think my blog is snarky shit. :-( I realize I'm not everyone's cup of tea, but in general (aside from the CHoS, which is intended to be rude, because people were rude to me first), I'm quite harmless.

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  17. I wonder how many of us fell in love with U in another world. I have been off line for a while but I am back. Sorry, I am not going to confess in public that I missed you but damm I am happy to be back and reading you blog again. Glad to see that nothing has changed. Hal

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  18. Hal -- hey there. :-) Me, change? Nahhhhhh.

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  19. I love it! And you always do so great with matching up the syllables and everything. But I wouldn't expect anything less from a fellow neurotic bitch Virgo. ;-)

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  20. Lea -- excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me?? Neurotic bitch? Harrummmppph! I prefer "perfectionist." ;-)

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