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Sunday, March 4, 2012

Yes

Tonight, I found this in my email:

I'll give you some tan lines.

I suspect he's not talking about the types that will give me skin cancer. Yes. Bring it. I am overdue.

After the ongoing suckfest otherwise known as Last Week, I do believe this week will be better. At least I will be starting it properly.

In other news, John had his knee drained with a 12-gauge needle last Friday. He says he didn't feel it, however, thanks to the pre-shot of Lidocaine. Poor thing was a bit gimpy this weekend and we weren't able to do much, but he was in good spirits. Even after he heard from his niece, regarding her wedding. Last Christmas, he offered to contribute a couple of bottles of port from his collection for her rehearsal dinner. It seems that offer has morphed into his providing the champagne for the entire wedding. With 170 people.

(sigh) I see his sister plotting "Let's stick it to Johnny the Cash Cow" all over this. And he'll do it, too. This wedding is going to be interesting. As John put it cheerfully last night as we enjoyed our sushi: "Well, here's one thing we can look forward to. It'll get a lot worse before it's over."

And finally -- looks like Rush Limbaugh really stuck his foot in his mouth this time. That's a start, I guess. I'd rather see a foot shoved up his ass. Preferably wearing a size 16 shoe with cleats.

Yes, I need a spanking.

10 comments:

  1. Oh my! You are cruising for a bruising for sure! I can feel it in the air! Hope you've eaten lots of protein here lately ST! LOL

    SO GLAD John was feeling more himself. Hope that draining worked well for his knee!

    Oh yumm Sushi! Now ya got me craving that!

    I read that 7 advertisers have now backed away from the Rush's show. (I hope they ALL jump ship!) I just found the list, here ya go:

    Mortgage lender Quicken Loans, mattress retailers Sleep Train and Sleep Number, online data backup service provider Carbonite, software maker Citrix Systems Inc., online legal document services company LegalZoom and flower company ProFlowers all pulled ads in reaction to Limbaugh's comments.

    Many said that no matter that he shows regret, they are still not going back to his show. YIPPPEEEE!
    (lordy that man is a piece o' work)

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  2. Zelle -- I don't believe his apology has one iota of sincerity to it. He just knows he went too far this time, even for him.

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  3. Hooray for tan lines that don't hold the risk of causing skin cancer! :-) Have a lot of fun with ST, and I hope that John's knee will be completely healed soon.

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  4. YAY 3 CHEERS FOR ERICA AND ST :-)I am VERY happy you get to see him tonight.I can't wait to read all about it hehehe LOL.I hope John's knee feel's much better soon,YIKES a 12 gauge needle it's a good thing they numbed it first or that would hurt like HELL.John is very brave,he is such an AWESOME guy :-)I need a spanking too i would love to get spanked otk by ST it would be fun.Have a GREAT day much love and hug's from your naughty girl Jade xoxo

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  5. Enjoy your evening Erica. Hope that draining worked for John's knee.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  6. Erica,
    I like the way you think. Maybe all the 'sluts' and 'prostitutes' in the world should line up and shove their stilettos right up his ass.

    Love,
    Dana

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  7. Well, I'm glad your week is looking up...

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  8. Kaelah -- you and me both! Thank you. :-)

    Jade -- John is the bravest man I know!

    Ronnie -- time will tell; I certainly hope so.

    Dana -- with all the real estate he's got back there, they could fit most of the DSW inventory.

    Craig -- fingers crossed!

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  9. Good luck to John with the family. Hope you enjoy your "tanning." :-) Sushi and spanking, those are two things I could use this week.

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  10. Lea -- we love sushi; we eat it nearly every weekend. As for John's family... oy. Like I said, it's going to be interesting!

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