Been a while since I've done one of these. I do need to keep up with my fellow parodist Lea, after all.
Today's offering is based on the old standard "Fever." It's before a lot of y'all's time, but it's been covered countless times and the most popular version was done by Peggy Lee. However, ever the contrarian, I think Peggy Lee's version sucked. So I go back to the original and (IMO) the best, the most soulful and sexy, the version by Little Willie John. Give a listen; I think you'll find it's quite the cool song. Pay attention to the lyrics.
And now, while the song is fresh in your mind, here's my spanko version.
Never know how much I need you
Even when I whine and swear
When you put your hands upon me,
I get a feeling that I’m gonna be bare
You give me spanking,
When I’m sassy,
Spanking when I’m in a pique
Spanking, every evening
Spanking all through the week
Listen to me, brat girl
Hear every word I say
No one can tame you the way that I do
‘Cause they don’t know how to make you obey
I’ll give you spanking
When you’re naughty
Spanking when you say I’m meek
Spanking, every evening
Spanking all through the week!
Bring it on, I tell you
Take my stress away
Raise my skirt, take my panties down
And I’ll believe you when you say that I’ll pay
You’ll give me spanking
When I’m edgy
Spanking when release I seek
Spanking, every evening
Spanking all through the week
Hand lights up my bottom
Belt burns my upper thighs
My eyes fill up when you call my name
‘Cause I know you’ll take me down to size
You give me spanking,
When I bait you
Spanking when I give you cheek
Spanking, every evening
Spanking all through the week!
Hope you enjoyed! One more song you'll never hear quite the same way again. Happy Hump Day. :-D
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012
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Erica:
ReplyDeleteI'm standing and cheering! Bravo!
I love that song. It just smolders. Your words make it even better.
Hugs,
Bonnie
Bonnie -- Always happy to get a visit from you! I'm so glad you liked it. :-)
ReplyDeleteOH THAT's GREAT! LOVE IT! That's one of my favorite songs!! You're a great parod-ist?? LOL
ReplyDeleteI'll go put up one on my page.. that I wrote to a friend's wall on Fetlife. LOL
Zelle -- LOL! That's great! Everyone, go look: http://nodommeblonde.blogspot.com/2012/03/spanko-song-parody.html
ReplyDeleteMost Excellent!
ReplyDeleteHi Erica- I Loved your spanking version i can't get it out of my head hehehe LOL :-)You did a GREAT job. How is this for a little song parody, You give me a fever on my bum then while i'm over your knee being held tight i squeal with delight that i won't give up this fight :-) Much love and hug's from your naughty girl Jade xoxo
ReplyDeleteSpanky -- thanks!
ReplyDeleteJade -- that's cute. :-)
Well Done Erica!!! I found myself singing it while reading it LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks for the fun new spanko tune in my head.. here's my favorite verse of yours:
Bring it on, I tell you
Take my stress away
Raise my skirt, take my panties down
And I’ll believe you when you say that I’ll pay
LOVE IT :)
Suzy
Suzy -- thanks! I was at the gym, the song came on my iPod, and then the parody just sorta started writing itself. :-) Love it when I get those surprise inspirations.
ReplyDeleteYay, parodies! Bravo! That's a great song, the original (never heard that version before) and yours!
ReplyDeleteLea -- I took my chances with such an old song. Figured people might not know it. I'm glad you enjoyed it; you do inspire me with yours!
ReplyDeleteHi Erica
ReplyDeleteReally sexy song with hot suggestive lyrics. I do like your version very much. One question though. Will there be a music video?
:)
Emanuele
Hey Emanuele! I think you may have just hit on her next Monday evening festivities with ST! (heehee)
DeleteVA-va-va-rrrrrroooom!
... oohh that was a big bus there! LOL
I love that version! Delicious!
ReplyDeleteAnd I love your lyrics too. :)
X
Love your version Erica, Very clever. Bravo.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
Emanuele -- trust me. NO ONE wants to hear me sing.
ReplyDeleteZelle -- you hush! I don't need no stinkin' bus. I have my own personal freight train named SpankoTango. :-)
Poppy -- isn't that the best version? (His, not mine.)
Ronnie -- thanks! :-)
Great remake Erica! :)
ReplyDeleteI actually knew the original and then a remake by Madonna-no one else though. Yours is the best of all. :)
Kelly -- I've never heard Madonna's version. If it's anything like her remake of "Santa Baby," I'll pass! :-)
ReplyDeleteBeautiful work.
ReplyDeleteErica,
ReplyDeleteI don't think you would care for Madonna's version at all. LOL I found a video of her singing it and she was trying to imitate Patty Page, cigarette included. I didn't care for it.
Thanks for posting the original singer. I like his version a lot and also the other posted version. :-)
Well done Erica. Good choice of base material too.
ReplyDeleteKarl Friedrich Gauss
Emen -- thank you. :-)
ReplyDeleteBobbie Jo -- blech. I'll pass for sure.
KF -- thanks!
Parody of the song "Diamonds area Girl’s Best Friend"
ReplyDeleteSpanking is a Girl’s Best Friend
The English like to whip with canes
They delight in marking rears
But I prefer a man who spanks
And this is why…. my dears:
A pat on the bum may be quite continental
But spanking is a girl's best friend
A nice friendly smack is just too sentimental
To feel complete, you will want heat upon your seat
Young or old, or so I’m told,
A gal keeps her charm in the end
‘Cause heart shaped or bubble
It’s the butt that‘s in trouble
Spanking is a girl's best friend
I've heard of affairs that are strictly vanilla
But spanking is a girl's best friend,
And I think an affair with any kind of fella
Is more refined with the bare-behind on the line.
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can't straighten up when you bend
But you’ll call-to-mind
Each wack on the behind
Spanking is girl’s best friend
There may come a time when a lass needs persuading
Spanking is a girl's best friend
There may come a time when she’s tired of waiting
For that very special day when he’s says: “Let’s play!”
But he's your guy with arm held high
But beware when his palm does descend
It's then that your hiney will be hot and shiny
Spanking is a girl's best friend
Yes, spanking is girl’s best friend
Anonymous -- good one! thank you. :-)
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