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Monday, May 23, 2011

Monday morning

Up and dressed in my workout clothes. Just ate a light but healthy breakfast, jump-started my day with a large mug of fully leaded coffee. My iPod is charged, I've replied to the morning emails that required attention, and I'm ready to go.

Just one problem. All I want to do is crawl back into bed.

Goddammit! I refuse to start my week this way. Get. Up. One foot in front of the other. Get in the car and drive.

But I don't feel like it.

Tough. Do it anyway. You'll feel better.



(grumble) All right, all right.

For the next three weeks, I @#$%ing hate Mondays as much as everyone else.


  1. Me To ! Sheesh ! :-) This might brighten your day . Your earlier post you asked a fella if he thought your bottom was a Pint of Ben & Jerrys. Made me wonder , If it is , What Flavor ? ROFLMAO I vote for SASS-A-FR-ASS !


  2. Alan -- as long as it's not Chunky Monkey. :-)

  3. I am sorry, honey.
    I won't make it worse by being cheerful. It does sound like you have your own inner Top in your head- he sounds very useful.
    I hope you week gets better

  4. Poppy -- thank you, sweetie. Working out helped. And you can be cheerful if you like!

  5. Hello my Erica, i am going to miss not reading about you and NG for a few week's :-( but he will be back soon :-) until then be naughty and if he ask's you if you did something bad deny it hehehe. chunky monkey that's so funny hehehe, i made up a new flavor of ice cream how about hunka chunka spank Erica's bum fun hehehe it sounds stupid but its kind of funny :-) Love Jade xoxo

  6. Jade -- denial has never worked for me. If I'm lying, it shows on my face and in my eyes! LOL

  7. ummmmmmmmmm sweetie , im kinda partial to chunky monkey ! ;-D

  8. Okay, we need Zelle and her photo editing skills to make you a custom Ben and Jerry's flavor. Haha. I just don't have the talent. I hate Mondays too. Blah.

  9. Lea -- ah, but Zelle is a busy woman. Wait until y'all see the smashing cover she's making for me! (beaming)

  10. Aww, too bad you aren't in Canada. We had a holiday on Monday. Victoria day, in honour of the late sovereign.

    Lea, here's the link to the Ben and Jerry's new ice cream flavour generator. Go wild!

  11. Monday's are one seventh of your life... so really work on enjoying them. Maybe, a spanking first thing every Monday morning would really have you hopping into a fun week.
    Happy Spankings

  12. Hermione -- ah well. I needed a workout anyway.

    Red -- nah, I'm not a morning person. :-D I don't like anything in the morning, ANYTHING, but my bed and if I can't have that, then some coffee and a lazy Internet session.

  13. Thanks Hermione. I made my own flavor, let's see if this works...

  14. Lea -- HAHAHAH! It worked!