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Wednesday, May 8, 2013

A little ditty for your hump day


Yesterday, when I was in such a crap mood, I pulled up this little guy for my FetLife main photo:





I confess, I didn't like Grumpy Cat at first, but now he's completely grown on me. After all, disliking him would be akin to disliking myself, no?

But then, when that infernal song wormed its way into my head, I found myself pondering alternate lyrics. So, for your midweek entertainment, sing along with me! Y'all know the melody.

If you're naughty and you know it
Drop your pants (smack smack)
If you're naughty and you know it
Drop your pants (smack smack)
If you're naughty and you know it
And you're not afraid to show it
If you're naughty and you know it
Drop your pants (smack smack)!

If you're sassy and you love it
Kick your feet (stamp stamp)
If you're sassy and you love it
Kick your feet (stamp stamp)
If you're sassy and you love it
Go and tell your top to shove it
If you're sassy and you love it
Kick your feet (stamp stamp)!

If it's spanking that you're craving
Pound your fists (bam bam)
If it's spanking that you're craving
Pound your fists (bam bam)
If it's spanking that you're craving
Start that middle finger waving
If it's spanking that you're craving
Pound your fists (bam bam)!

If your bottom needs a whacking
Roll your eyes (blink blink)
If your bottom needs a whacking
Roll your eyes (blink blink)
If your bottom needs a whacking
Tell your top to get a-cracking
If your bottom needs a whacking
Roll your eyes (blink blink)!

If you gotta feel the stinging
Throw your toys (toss toss)
If you gotta feel the stinging
Throw your toys (toss toss)
If you gotta feel the stinging
Then the implements be flinging
If you gotta feel the stinging
Throw your toys (toss toss)!

If your top is getting lazy
Show your tongue (nyah nyah)
If your top is getting lazy
Show your tongue (nyah nyah)
If your top is getting lazy
And withdrawal's made you crazy
If your top is getting lazy
Show your tongue (nyah nyah)!

Feel free to add on, if you're so inclined! :-D

17 comments:

  1. This was hilarious...Laughing!

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  2. Erica, what a difference a day makes. I ask myself sometimes. What turns a Grumpy Cat one day, into a Pussy Cat, the next day. Only her SPANKER KNOWS FOR SURE. What a gifted writer you are. GALLANT TALENT. Be it prose, or poetry. XXX Luv ya.

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  3. Hi Erica -- You have GREAT talent.I love your lyrics they made me LOL, Thank you for putting a smile on my face even though, I don't feel like smiling.The grumpy kitty is adorable.Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade

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  4. Nancy, Six, Sammie, Jade -- thanks! Glad you enjoyed it. :-D

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  5. Haha. I love it! And those are definitely things that'll provoke a spanking with most!

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  6. Lea -- I thought you might appreciate this! :-D

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  7. LOL.
    Enjoy your ahum... day off! ;-)

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  8. Haha. Very good Erica. Made me smile. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  9. I loved it! Made me smile even before my morning coffee.

    I can't say I particularly liked Grumpy Cat at first either, but he has grown on me.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  10. MrJ -- oh, it wasn't a day off; I still worked, in between composing! :-)

    Ronnie -- you are so welcome.

    Hermione -- I know, right? He's just so... I don't know, REAL.

    Dana -- I wonder if he ever purrs...

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  11. I saw him on Good Morning America, I think, and his owner said that he was actually a very sweet, docile cat. The poor thing being born with such grumpy face :-(

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  12. Sammie -- at first I didn't know he was a real cat! I thought it was a computer-generated image. I think that's what made me like him, finding out he was real. :-)

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    1. I thought that too, since so many of those images usually are doctored in some way. I can't watch many shows on Animal Planet(those heart-wrenching commercials cut me too deep), but recently I've gotten hooked on "My cat from Hell"....I don't know, I may be more of a cat person than I thought :-)

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