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Colorful afflictions
So, as we established yesterday, poor Steve is suffering from conjunctivitis, AKA pinkeye. He is on antibiotic eye-drops 4x daily and should improve soon.
Meanwhile, I am suffering from TooDamnWhite-itis!! AKA WASP syndrome (White And Sulky Posterior).
Characterized by sickly pallor, attention deficit, feverish longings and cranky demeanor.
Sadly, while others have offered medication, only Steve has the proper antidote. So I must wait for relief next Monday.
Attempts at distraction will be much appreciated!
Try alphabetizing your pantry. That might take a while and kill some time. :)
ReplyDeleteG -- (snort) Granted, I'm a bit OCD. But not to that extent! :-)
ReplyDeleteOh Erica, I hope you get to feeling better soon!
ReplyDeleteJust let me know if I might be of any long-distance use, Erica.
ReplyDeleteAt our service! ;-)
Anonymous -- your concern is greatly appreciated. I will be fine in time, not to worry. :-)
ReplyDeleteMrJ -- sadly, long distance doesn't cut it, but thank you for the thought! :-)
'Antidote'? Surely it's palliative at best.
ReplyDeleteI guess I was a bit too subtle in my above post and forgot to sign my nick. Let me try this again...
ReplyDeleteAhem...
Oh Erica, I hope you get to feeling better soon!!! Bazing, I don't care!
Alright, alright....Double Bazinga, I do! - Sweet Sammie :-D
Lancisto -- picky, picky. ;-)
ReplyDeleteSammie -- LOL! I might have known!
Poor Erica. I know how you fell although it's not Steve I need. :) The opposite antidote would do just fine for me.
ReplyDeleteMitch
ummmmmmmmmmmmm, feel. I hope you did not "fell." :)
ReplyDeleteMitch
Erica.,
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain. Sigh.
Hug,
Joey
You will be happier when you are like a steam engine. Having a tender behind.
ReplyDeleteJohn
Mitch -- nope, I didn't fell. :-) Thank goodness, I haven't quite reached that stage of life yet.
ReplyDeletejoey -- but, but... I'm NOT feeling pain. That's the problem! ;-)
John -- oy vey...
Beanpole -- whew! You scared me for a second. I thought you were going to suggest something hideous like ginger. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIt won't help with the tan, but we're in for a heat wave so I think that means the beginning of fro-yo season! Let's finally get our swirl on :)
ReplyDeletexo,
SC
Best wishes to Steve, I hope he gets well very soon! And I hope that you and John are going to have a wonderful weekend together. I am sure that Monday will come very quickly then. :-)
ReplyDeleteSC -- YES!! :-D
ReplyDeleteKaelah -- busy weekend planned for John and me; should be fun (hot, though -- breaking 100!). And yes, Monday will be fun too. :-)
Ouch this hurts worse then any spanking or paddling....I know what you are encountering, no real solution, sorry!
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Ron
Ron -- s'OK. Relief is in sight.
ReplyDeleteHi Erica -- I hope Steve get's better VERY soon :-( You need to eat some chocolate that will make you feel a little better :-)Before you know it Steve will be there to spank your bum fire engine red LOL. Much Love and hug's from naughty girl Jade
ReplyDeleteJade -- chocolate is always a good idea. :-)
ReplyDeleteI wish I had that solution to that too! Very frustrating. Maybe try to think about how nice next week's visit will be. I'm sure he'll more than make up for the delay.
ReplyDeleteLea -- I guess this is when some people self-spank, huh? I just can't. But yes, I am anticipating that Monday will be delicious.
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