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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

The Electoral College Spanking

Yes, it's the night before the @#$%ing election. And I'm so sick of it all, I could explode into a million tiny pieces. Mr. D picked up on my tension this afternoon and couldn't resist razzing me about it.

In his effort to be bipartisan, he suggested I get a spanking of 269 swats -- per cheek! "How the hell do you arrive at that number?" I blurted.

"Simple," he explained. "A candidate needs 270 points in the electoral college to win. We'll make it a tie -- they'll each get 269 points." Oh, whatever. And of course, I had to count all of them.

The first 250 with his hand were quite manageable. I even threw in some half-numbers when his smacks were lighter. "Wow, you can count high! You're so smart!" he teased. To which I answered with two words. And they weren't "Hello Kitty."

"You know I'm doing this because I care about you, don't you?"

"Right," I sneered. "Tell me another tired cliché, like 'this is for your own good.'"

"No," he said. "That wasn't. But this is." And he gave me such a hard smack, I think stars shot out of my right sweet spot.

However, once we moved venues and he started up with implements, it became a lot more challenging. Especially when he started giving me super-fast flurries and I could barely keep up the count. At one point, around number 365, he did them so fast, my tongue tripped all over itself and I lost the count. "Oh, dear," he said. "Do we need to start all over?"

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" I moaned. He took pity on me and decided to impose a small penalty instead: we dropped back to 340, so I got an extra 25.

"No, please, no extras!"

Yeah, that swayed him. Not. "I love election day!" he announced cheerfully. Oh, nuts to you.

By the time we got past 500, my voice was barely a whisper. I was willing myself to get through. He was mixing it up with his hand, two paddles and a crop and I never knew what was going to hit next. It was really hard to keep the count at the end, but I did it. (All that practice at Spanking Court paid off!)

No tears this time, but I was spaced out. It was a long time before I could do anything besides moan and mewl and mumble. Just exactly as it should be. Blessed subspace. The world simply stops and goes away for a while.

We decided to go to Jerry's Deli again, which was a lot of fun. I had mushroom barley soup this time (soooo good!) and he had a cheeseburger. We told each other old work horror stories and stuffed ourselves.

Back home, he gave me an evil look and said, "Round Two?" Of course. You know me. I'm greedy. I'm insatiable.

However, I do believe I was sated tonight. Can you tell by the look on my face?

You can't? OK, how about a closeup?

Yeah. Stick a fork in me; I'm done. :-)

I think I can get through tomorrow now. In fact, I do believe I'm going to unplug in the afternoon. Shut down the computer, and watch nothing but DVDs, MeTV or AntennaTV for the rest of the night. I've already voted, I've done my part, it's out of my hands. So you know what all the politicos and the pundits and pollsters and everyone else need to do?

That's right. Here's to Wednesday morning, when all this BS is over. And here's to a wonderful top who is helping to stay sane through it. Thank you, Mr. D. Sweet dreams. :-)


  1. Erica, in this particular election year 2012. There are only two politicians I would love to spank. These are Sarah Palin, and Michelle Bachmann. Yes they both deserve to be taken over Barach Obama's knee, and given a good bare bottom warming.

  2. Six -- actually, for those two, I wouldn't recommend spanking. It might cause brain damage. :-)

  3. I, too, already voted a couple of weeks ago via absentee ballot. It is well out of my hands. I won't be watching the television coverage this time around. I never really did get the whole electoral college thing. I'm sure we'll be in for some recounts in any case, as I anticipate that the results will be very close.

  4. Dana -- yeah, I'm thinking it won't be over tonight. Shades of 2000, anyone?

  5. Sadly I agree it will be shades of 2000

  6. Michael -- Blech. Talk about torture. Not the fun kind, either.

  7. I think the Electoral College is an ineffective bunch of B.S. In the rare possibility the electoral votes were split down the middle and winning or losing various key states one news program said theoretically that it's POSSIBLE Obama could lose, HOWEVER Biden could still be VP...for Mitt Romney!!! See what I mean?!

    Back to the main issue at hand-literally your "defenseless" bum at the hand of Mr. D- is that short for Devil? Demon? :)
    I'm loving the marks you've been prone to lately. Keep on sassin' on!

  8. A tie! What a great idea - iteration towards a next round ensured!
    And I am sure you are quite happy with the size of these election colleges!
    Crossing my fingers fro US and the world/

  9. Kelly -- yeah, I don't quite get it either. It seems like in a lot of cases, people's votes don't even count; it's all about the E.C. Oh lord... can you just see a Romney/Biden pairing? They'd kill each other!

    MrJ -- from what I'm seeing, it looks hopeful. But I won't exhale until tomorrow.

  10. Hi Erica -- I Love your pic's it look's like your absorbing in all the Lovely spanking bliss :-)Good for you wish i could get some of that myself. I agree with Kelly doe's the D in Mr.D is it short for devil? or demon? HEHEHE LOL :-)I agree with those word's you put up for tomorrow they should STFU HAHAHAHAHA LMAO :-)Much Love and hug's to you my VERY dear friend,from naughty girl Jade

  11. Jade -- you know, it originally was Mr. Definite (instead of Mr. Possible), but I'm thinking you guys might be right. :-)

  12. Couple of things here, as it snows! The site of your panty and so well spanked bottom is just hot and amazing. However as a switch, I love your bottom in panty. As a bottom, yes ma'am, I just love when being spanked you can reach back and find that zone...amazing place.

  13. Ron -- some people are complaining because my bottom isn't bare in my photos with Mr. D. I guess you can't please everyone!

  14. Erica,

    Now I will be formidable here and direct; you and Mr. D do what pleases you and no one else. I love the panty pictures of your bottom, spanked so soundly. Your bottom was made for sexy panties so whether it is me or others; do and show what pleases you and Mr. D!!!

    Love your panty bottom!

    Thanks for sharing

  15. I'm glad it's all over too. Now I can unhide a few people from my Facebook feed. Lol. I can't believe you willingly counted that many spanks!

  16. Lea -- who said anything about willingly?? :-)

  17. In australia the electoral campaign is for six weeks, after which everybody (except for journalists) is sick to death of politicians. How Americans can put up with two years of it amazes me.

  18. John -- perhaps that's where we all should move. No, wait. Then Australia would be full of crazies! (sigh)