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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

BAD doll!



(My fellow Twilight Zone fans will recognize the evil Talky Tina from the "Living Doll" episode.)

On FetLife the other night, a friend commented about how she'd love to get an Erica Scott doll for Christmas, so she could pull her string and anticipate the smart-ass comments that would come out of her. Now there's an idea, i thought. We have Chatty Cathy; why not Bratty Erica?

Picture it -- a doll in my likeness, programmed with some of my signature phrases. She'd have to be brunette, of course (why are so damn many dolls blondes?), and no pigtails or ruffly baby-doll dress, thankyouverymuch. Maybe a short skirt and a tank top with some pithy saying on it. She could have my smirky face. And when you pull her string, you hear a selection from a large repertoire. For example:

1. "I have TWO cheeks, dammit!"
2. "You want me to say I'm sorry? OK. I'm sorry you're such an ass."
3. "Masters are for genies, and I don't live in a bottle."

And so on. First 100 orders get a bonus: a selection of miniature broken implements!

If you had your own signature doll, what would he/she say?

24 comments:

  1. Mine would mostly be distracted by any spankee dolls around..
    "What's that I hear? A girl getting spanked?"
    "I'd really love to spank her"
    and of course...
    "I'm hungry. I want pizza and beer."

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  2. Quai -- that last one sounds like Generic Guy Doll. ;-)

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  3. What an ADORABLE idea. :)

    My Kelly Angel doll would be clad in a cotton v neck t-shirt and dark washed tight fitting jeans.

    My sweet nothings would go like this:
    "Pull them down yourself!"
    "I didn't do it!"
    "Kiss my ass."
    "I'm sorrryyyy!Owwww Fuck!" (typically a 2-parter near the finale! LOL)

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  4. I think that your signature doll is a great idea. I cannot imagine a signature doll that would compare to an Erica doll. BTW. Would your doll have red cheeks? LOL.

    Hug,
    joey

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  5. Kelly -- Hah! Kelly Angel, huh? More like Kelly Potty-Mouth! LOL

    Joey -- yeah, I guess she'd have to, huh? :-D

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  6. Just my 2 cents here:

    Talky Tina is DEMENTED! LOL! That was definitely one of the more attention grabbing episodes of that series.

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  7. I know, right? "My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you." Brrrr!

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  8. Erica, one of the sayings, that might come out of her mouth, could be . "I am a SMART ass, I am a SMART ass". the emphasis, being on SMART, for being 'Intelligent'. XXX I luv ya.

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  9. six -- actually, you just reminded me of another of my favorite phrases: "I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass." :-)

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    1. Dammit, that was exactly the phrase I was going to suggest!

      How about "I'm not an ignorant slut! I really resent being called ignorant!"

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    2. (laughing at SS) Now where could you possibly have gotten that one...

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  10. Hi Erica -- Talky Tina sure look's CREEPY,HEHEHE LOL.I wish there was a doll of you cause i would want one :-)My doll would be dressed in garter's with a pretty shirt and skirt,It would say-Go to hell-It's not my fault-Go fuck yourself you ugly ape-Spank Me-I am a very naughty girl-I am a pretty naughty princess :-)much Love and hug's from your naughty girl Jade

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  11. Jade -- Talky Tina was very creepy indeed!

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  12. There are websites out there which will let you create custom dolls, including talking ones. They tend to be expensive, but it is doable.
    http://www.loveablelookalike.com/www.loveablelookalike.com/catalog_i10214490bb06.html?catId=66228
    http://www.customtoyfigures.com/custom-doll.htm

    So maybe the question should be: how many people want one?

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  13. Anonymous -- oh, now THAT'S funny. I might have known! You can find anything on the Internet! LOL This would indeed be expensive, though. And these companies probably wouldn't program in the naughty stuff I want to say.

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  14. Haha! I love it! I'm fairly quiet when being spanked so don't really have any catch phrases. There could be Generic Top doll that says things like "That's a very spankable bottom!" since it's a phrase so many love. Lol.

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  15. Lea -- of course you'd have catch phrases! You could say something about Peeps. ;-)

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  16. "Quit yanking on that string and spank me!"

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  17. I think the Erica doll would sell quite well on CafePress. As for the Hermione doll, she would come with a naughty stool and would be dressed in a Gryffindor school uniform. She would say, "Of course I think I'm smart."

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  18. Hmmmm. Well, I know one thing: The Terri doll is going to come with a selection of sailor dresses, and other old-fashioned girly clothes, cause that's my style.

    catch phrases:
    D'ya need a roadmap for that trip to hell?
    Yeah, I'm a smartass. Better than dumbass.
    Promises, promises.
    Oh for fuck's sake, quit telling me about it and just do it, would you?
    you and what fuckin' army, dickwit?
    Yeah, I'm feeling something. It's damn cold in here!
    Huh? You've started already?!
    Nope, no impact. Might try a little harder!
    What is this, noodle-arm week?
    I hope you're not hurting yourself back there, with all those witty thoughts!
    Awww. Did the poor widdle baby hurt their poor widdle hand on the big bad bum-bum?
    Pull the other one, it's got bells on!

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  19. We posted some sassy lines scheduled for Friday. These are better.
    You can read the second tier ones tomorrow.

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  20. Emen -- that works!

    Hermione -- or how about this? "No, I don't think I'm smart. I KNOW I am." :-)

    Terri -- the Terri doll cusses like a sailor, too! :-D

    OBB -- will do!

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  21. HaHa Erica love it. I don't say much except for the normal owwwws and a few choice swear words but if I did it would probably be something like -

    Are you sure you want to do this now
    Is that it then
    or
    I thought you were going to spank me and of course I would be over his knee for another session.

    Hope you have a wonderful weekend.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  22. Ronnie -- I can just hear that "Is that it, then?" in a beautiful, crisp British accent with the lilt at the end. :-D

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