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Thursday, January 26, 2012
A Poem
(Holding a flower and doing my best Henry Gibson impression. Who's Henry Gibson? He was on Laugh-In. What's that? Oh, Google it, for Chrissake.)
Some say that I have bratitude,
They claim I can't be good
But I'm not bad, I'm not, I'm not
I'm just misunderstood!
(Photoshop by -- who else? -- Zelle! Thank you, darlin'.) :-D
Hi Erica. I Love the pic you are so BEAUTIFUL :-)Zelle did a FABULOUS Job thank's Zelle :-)I have BRATITUDE too hehehe LOL.I AM NOT A BRAT I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT HEHEHE LMAO :-)Much love and hugs from your naughty girl Jade XOXO
I remember Laugh-In, but I didn't watch it much so I don't remember who the people were. Unless, some are mentioned. Then I might...that is "might" remember. LOL
Bobbie Jo -- I could name everyone on there off the top of my head, because my mind is full of useless crap like that. But I won't. However, you'll no doubt recognize two of Laugh-In's more famous alumni -- Goldie Hawn and Lily Tomlin. :-)
You don't know how close I am to singing the Newt K. version of Love Me Tender by Elvis. Ain't gonna do. Nope. Not happening.....Spank me Tender Spank me sweet, Never let me go.... Stopping.
Very sexy and hot photo Erica.
ReplyDeleteI really enjoyed the Spanking Court Trailer. Your facial expressions were priceless.
Have a great day,
joey
joey -- thanks! I hope others enjoy it too. I'd say the Court Disciplinarian matches me face for face. :-)
ReplyDeleteNice!
ReplyDeleteCraig -- thanks! :-)
ReplyDeleteHi Erica. I Love the pic you are so BEAUTIFUL :-)Zelle did a FABULOUS Job thank's Zelle :-)I have BRATITUDE too hehehe LOL.I AM NOT A BRAT I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT HEHEHE LMAO :-)Much love and hugs from your naughty girl Jade XOXO
ReplyDeleteLove it! Those lunges DO agree with your perky bum!
ReplyDeleteAnd, hmmm...NO misunderstanding you yesterday on various spanking forums! LOL! :)
Excellent poem and a very nice picture too! I remember "Laugh In" like it was yesterday btw. Now I must write a limerick with "bratitude" in it!
ReplyDeleteJade -- thank you, hon. :-)
ReplyDeleteKelly -- ah, that was quite a day, wasn't it? That asshat messed with the wrong woman, don't you think? :-D
Spanky -- oh thank God, someone else remembers Laugh-In!
I Liked Henry Gibson
ReplyDeleteRoses are pretty
Bottoms are Pink
You may have trouble sitting
It's just the way I think.
Emanuele
Ah...blessed poetry. There is always truth there, no?
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Emanuele -- I liked him too. He was adorable.:-)
ReplyDeletePink -- well, there's truth in mine! :-D
I remember Laugh-In, but I didn't watch it much so I don't remember who the people were. Unless, some are mentioned. Then I might...that is "might" remember. LOL
ReplyDeleteBobbie Jo -- I could name everyone on there off the top of my head, because my mind is full of useless crap like that. But I won't. However, you'll no doubt recognize two of Laugh-In's more famous alumni -- Goldie Hawn and Lily Tomlin. :-)
ReplyDeleteCute poem! And yes.. you are soooooooo misunderstood.. (coughs)
ReplyDeleteOh I just LOVED "Laugh In"! You'd have been PERFECT on that show Erica!
(it's a blast making things outta your photos!) :-)
Henry Gibson after Seymour the Spanking Elf.
ReplyDeleteYou really like your men short, don't you?
John
You don't know how close I am to singing the Newt K. version of Love Me Tender by Elvis. Ain't gonna do. Nope. Not happening.....Spank me Tender Spank me sweet, Never let me go....
ReplyDeleteStopping.
signed, Toned Deaf
Zelle -- it's so dated now, but damn, was it funny then!
ReplyDeleteJohn -- well, actually, ST is 6' 1", and my John is 6' 2". So... no. :-)
Newt -- and how are those pain meds workin' out for you, honey? ;-)
Too big for me.
DeleteJohn
Great poem and so true! It's never your fault! Why don't tops get that already? And great Photoshopping by Zelle, as always.
ReplyDeleteLea -- see, my spanking sisters understand!
ReplyDeleteNow you can introduce your Monday Blogs, "It's Sock It To Me Time!!"
ReplyDeleteDave -- Ha! Richard Nixon ruined that phrase. :-)
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