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Friday, April 4, 2014

Correspondence Hall of Shame, 4/4

Happy Friday, kids! This time, I have just one entry. But it so boggled my mind, I thought it deserved its own special focus.

Written to me in a private message on FetLife:

Hi Erica, how are you doing?
I just saw this face photo of yours in fet:

(he's talking about this photo:)

and it reminds me there is a group here called "Women who like guys masturbating to their fetlife photos" and when i saw the photo it just remind me of that group cause that would be a perfect photo for it.
Why am i saying that? cause i just wanted to share with you what came to my mind... hahaha
Don't worry, i'm not suggestion you to enter that group or offering myself to make a tribute photo or video, just wanted to share what i thought.
thank you for your attention and have a great day.

Really? What am I supposed to say to this? Thank you for sharing?

I'm so glad he clarified that he wasn't suggestion [sic] that I join that group. Look, I'm not naive. I know a whole lot of photos on FetLife, including mine, are wank fodder for some. But really... my face?? Yeeesh.

It struck me as perversely funny, I guess. I have a gazillion shots of my butt in various forms of undress, shots of me naked, etc., etc. on FetLife. But when I post a G-rated, fully clothed innocent shot of my smiling face, I get a message from some moron saying it's a great shot for guys to spooge on.

Here's a tip, guy. You can think whatever your little mind desires. But keep it in your thinking voice. It's really not necessary to share your thoughts all the time. This was not information that was crucial for my well-being.

And another tip: You seem to be under the impression that you were paying me a compliment. News flash: No. You weren't.

A tribute photo or video? I really wish I could erase the imagery that conjured up. Complete with MAD magazine sound effects, like "SPLLOOOORRRGGGE!"

Bleah. I just made myself sick. Time to get back to work.

Have a great weekend, y'all. :-)


  1. Perhaps you should offer tutoring services to him to learn proper grammar and writing skills. He writes like a Junior High drop out.
    I think people who know damn well what your dislikes are just love to rile you up to get some of their own masochistic "15 minutes of fetish fame" knowing you'll definitely call them on their stupidity. :)

  2. Kelly -- LOL! How sad to think that anyone would be that desperate for fame.

  3. Thinking voice!! Yes yes yes!!!


  4. DrLectr -- yup, you know what I'm talking about! ;-)

  5. Looks like someone is trying to be in your next book...LOL

  6. Nancy -- ha! Nope, no more CHoS books. You're one of, like, maybe six people who bought the first one.

  7. It is a nice photo, and I for one refuse to let it be taken to the Bad Place!

  8. Hi Erica -- I agree that this guy is a major MORON. You are a BEAUTIFUL lady and your picture needs to stay in a good place not a bad place :-) people get off on just about anything, they always have their mind's in the gutter. Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade

  9. He was trying to be nice and thought you would be flattered. But frankly, the guy just doesn't have those oh so necessary social skills.

    Inside voice, indeed.


  10. Too many people have no class. He was one of them.

    You, on the other hand, have real class. The kind that is so rare these days.

  11. What I find heartbreaking is the personal attack, veiled in insincere cordiality, against a nice photo of a lovely person who is willing to share herself, unselfishly and honestly, and for that, she is made to suffer a knife thrust to her soul.

    Erica, I’m not sure how a portrait of you could be made erotic, or much worse still, the butt of a twisted joke, but then perhaps I lack imagination. I wish I could apologize away such hurtful words, but, unfortunately, whatever I might say will have little effect on such distorted thinking.

  12. Bobbie Jo,

    It's good to read your posts. I hope you're doing well.

  13. Hermione -- I know he had good intent. I guess I just can't wrap my head around how he thought I might like that. But I guess there are those who would!

    Bobbie Jo -- I try. I like to think that kink and taste aren't mutually exclusive.

    AP -- it's OK. It was more baffling than insulting, I think.

  14. Regardless of his intent, you are very pretty. And, oh by the way, you have a great ass as well.

  15. Erica, I'm going to provide you with an embed link from SpankingTube soon when I reduce the size of the original film that I will upload as a fun additional bonus clip for my members... it's the one of you ranting about weird Fetlife guys! Remember? It's hilarious! Your other POV film is up and I will get out some pics and whore it out on Fetlife probably tomorrow... just in case anyone else wants to "wank" over the fact they can imagine spanking you over their knee, lol! :)

    Have a great end to your weekend! x

  16. Anonymous -- thanks. :-)

    John -- ha! I do remember. You encouraged me to "let it all out." Glad it turned out well! :-D