When I am in the throes of post-spanking subspace, I can be
rather euphoric, floaty, silly, blissfully happy. Especially if my vibrator
made an appearance after the scene. :-D
Last week, Steve grinned at me in all my sexy-spanky
spaciness and said, "You're as giddy as a little girl who just got a
lollipop."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
"EWW!" I screeched. "Please, no little-girl
similes!" This is not what this naked and very much not little woman
wanted to hear at that moment.
"Uh, OK," he fumbled. "You're as giddy as a
Girl Scout who just got all her merit badges."
Oh, Christ. "That doesn't work either," I said. "Older,
please!"
"Ummmm..." He thought for a few seconds, then:
"OK, how about this -- you're as giddy as a college girl who just got a
wink from the captain of the football team!"
(heavy sigh) Marginally better -- at least now I was of age!!
FFS, your toppiness, work on that, will ya? ;-) However, I should warn you: If you go to the opposite extreme and say something like "You're as giddy as a grandma on a double dose of Geritol," I will punch your lights out.
How about "you're as giddy as an English teacher whose class got straight A's on a spelling and grammar test"?
ReplyDeleteTerri -- LOL... well, that's hardly a sexy image, but it IS adult. :-)
ReplyDeleteYou're as giddy as a proofreader who just finished a sexy spanking novel with very few edits! ;-)
ReplyDeleteUh, no, none of those work for me either, especially the Geritol one.
ReplyDeleteI Googled "Giddy as a..." and the number one suggestion was "Giddy as a kipper". Great! Salted herring always turns me on.
Hugs,
Hermione
How about this one: You're as giddy as the lady who made the NYT best sellers list.
ReplyDeleteOnce, in a moment of levity, I told my partner that she looked to be "About as happy as a bullfrog in a beetle bin." Oddly enough that phrase was not a crowd pleaser.
ReplyDeleteYou're as giddy as a grand young lady.
ReplyDeleteJay -- ah, but I like edits! They make me feel useful. :-)
ReplyDeleteHermione -- kipper?? Oy vey.
Bobbie Jo -- I wish!
Anonymous -- yeah, I can kinda see how that wouldn't go over. :-)
MrJ -- but I'm not grand or young. I'm not much of a lady either. ;-)
I object to the suggestion that these things are up to you to decide, Erica. ;-)
DeleteNot much of a lady?! I think you are a lady. A classy lady.
ReplyDeleteCute! Hey, you just know what you want. :)
ReplyDeleteYou're as giddy as a bottom who wears out her top's hand.
ReplyDeleteBobbie Jo -- why thank you. :-)
ReplyDeleteNatasha -- that I do!
Kelly -- hey, that works!!
Hi Erica -- The Geritol comment you made is so funny LOL :-) I agree with Bobbie Jo, that you are a VERY classy lady :-) You are BEAUTIFUL as well. You're as giddy as a lady, that has received a big box of Sees chocolates from her boyfriend :-) Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade
ReplyDeleteJade -- now that works too; See's chocolates definitely make me giddy. :-)
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