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Friday, June 7, 2013

Friday Meme

Because I can't resist these things, I'm ending the week with the latest meme floating around. I confess, however, that I deleted five of the questions. I categorically refuse to answer stupid crap like "What's your favorite planet?" Of course, some would argue that everything in these memes is stupid crap. :-) OK, so stupid is relative. Anyway...

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Can you think a groan?

2. How much cash do you have on you?  About $150.


3. Do you own more than 100 CDs?  No.  6/9 Correction -- actually, I do!

4. Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?  No, I don't like that stuff; it's too salty.

5. What kind of top are you wearing?  Light green cotton tank top.

6. Do you label yourself?  Literally? No. But I've assigned a few labels to myself, I suppose. (Loner, spanko, etc.)

7. Name the brand of shoes you are currently wearing? I'm barefoot at the moment.

8. Bright or dark room? For sleeping, as dark as possible. Otherwise, bright.

9. Have you ever been pooped on from the sky?  Me, no. My car, yes.

10. What does your watch look like?  I have several. My favorite is a vintage [brand deleted], 1956, with a stainless steel band and white face.

11. What were you doing at midnight last night?  Watching Jay Leno.

12. Have you ever done anything you could be arrested for?  I shoplifted gum and candy in my early teens. As an adult? I guess sex in a public park could get me arrested, yes.

13. Have you ever dated someone a decade older than you?  Briefly, when I was 30 (he was 44). It didn't end well.


14. Have you ever listened to a song and cried?  Yes. Death Cab for Cutie's I Will Follow You Into the Dark. It makes me choke up every time I hear it.

15. Who last told you he/she loved you?  John

16. What was the last furry thing you touched?  A leather paddle with fur on one side.

17. How many drugs have you done in the past three days?  My antidepressants, plus Tylenol.


18. Favorite age you have been so far?  Thirty-eight -- the age I came out as a spanko, and met John.

19. Have you ever had a secret crush on a teacher? A teacher, no. Not that I can recall. An aerobics instructor, yes.

20. What was the last thing you said to someone?  Bye, sweetie.


21. Have you ever been found sleep walking?  I once fell asleep in the living room and woke up in my bed. I don't remember going in there.

22. The last song you listened to?  Whatever song that "She and Him" were singing last night on the Tonight show. 

23. Where did you live in 1987?  An apartment in Tarzana.

24. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?  Closed.

25. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? Italian

26. What was the last song you sang?  Not really a song; this is embarrassing. I was humming the theme song from "I Dream of Jeannie" in the shower. (I watch that show on MeTV.)


27. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone and mailed it?  A few months ago. A friend's mother who doesn't email.

28. Can you change the oil on a car?  The only thing I can do with a car is drive it. Can't change oil, can't change a tire, nothing. I'm such a girl.

29. How far back do you know about your ancestry?  I don't. Never was interested. 

30. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in and then start the water?  Always start the water first and then get in when it's hot. Yes, I know I'm wasting water. Spank me.

31. Have you ever crashed a car?  I've had my car crashed into, but as far as my doing it, never more than a scrape or a dent.

32. Does every family have a crazy relative?  I think if you have just one, you're lucky.

34. Have you ever sent a prank call or email?  When I was a kid, way back before caller ID and Star 69 and so forth, my girlfriends and I used to make prank phone calls. Email? No.

35. How old do you look?  I think I'll leave that answer to the beholders.


Have a great weekend, y'all. :-)

22 comments:

  1. Let's meet Erica's Light green cotton tank top!

    @ #35: 38.

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  2. Erica it makes me sad that for Question #6. you use the word LONER. Question #24. My answer to this one is since I believe in Darwin's theory of the "Origines of Species". The Ape. is how far back I trace my ancestry. And to be honest. That goes for everyone of us. Question #35. How do you LOOK. For us 'spanko's you are ANGELIC, and always will be. XXX Luv ya.

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  3. Six -- there is nothing sad or wrong about being a loner. And thank you for the angelic, but actually, the question was How OLD do I Look. :-)

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  4. Hi Erica -- On question #1 I would say you look BEAUTIFUL :-) On question 35 I say you look 25 and I am not joking I am very serious. Thanks for doing these questions,I think they are fun.Wishing you and John a GREAT weekend :-) I Love you my very dear friend, big hugs from naughty girl Jade

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  5. Jade -- sweetie, I know you're serious, and thank you.

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  6. As a toddler, when I outgrew my crib, I always ended up on the steps fast asleep during the middle of the night. It use to freak out relatives when they came to visit, or so I've been told :-D

    As for #35? - Nowhere near your age. -Sammie :-)

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  7. Sammie -- that would freak me out too! How does anyone sleep on steps? ;-)

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  8. I was a rebel child! You take away my crib 'cause some new baby needs it, I'll show you whats what. I'll take the steps! - Sammie :-D

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  9. ok... #14- I am totally guilty of listening to that song on an endless loop... I swear, I would have married the man who wrote that for me. Très romantique!

    xo,
    SC

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  10. I recall making some prank phone calls with my girlfriends too. We thought it was hilarious at the time.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  11. Erica, it possible that I should apoligize, for I might have mistaken the word LONER. For LONELY.

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  12. Thanks Erica. Answer for 35: About the same number as the question.

    Hug,
    joey

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  13. SC -- I was reading the comments on the YouTube site. Some idiot wrote, "This isn't romantic! This is a suicide pact!" Oh, please. It is not.

    Hermione -- yes, we're all so hilarious at that age, right? :-D

    Six -- no problem.

    joey -- you're so sweet.

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  14. I'd like to say this is a courageous and inspiring site. And I know someone else who'll be warmed because I came here ...

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  15. You don't own more than 100 CD's? I have well over 300 before I just started downloading things and not making hard copy discs. Even have a Word document of every album I have listed alphabetically. OCD much? Lol. I'd guess you were maybe around 40.

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  16. Lea -- I was mistaken! I thought I didn't, but I miscalculated the number in my CD towers. Turns out I have about 150 or so.

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  17. You look beautiful! Period, nice posting and love your answers!
    Always
    Ron

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  18. Loved this list! You look lovely and beauty has no number...

    15. Who last told you he/she loved you? Mom.. I brought her a tomato plant to the nursing home.

    16. What was the last furry thing you touched? My Basset Hound

    17. How many drugs have you done in the past three days? Ibuprofen and NyQuil

    18. Favorite age you have been so far? Ask me in twenty years, I'll let you know...

    19. Have you ever had a secret crush on a teacher? Yes

    20. What was the last thing you said to someone? Put your pants back on Honey; you're scaring the cat!

    21. Have you ever been found sleep walking? Never found that way...

    22. The last song you listened to? Beth Hart; I'd rather go blind

    23. Where did you live in 1987? In a 15' X 30' apartment in Salisbury Center.....

    24. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? Closed.

    25. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be? Spanish

    26. What was the last song you sang? I'd rather go blind

    27. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone and mailed it? Christmas cards/

    28. Can you change the oil on a car? I can do most anything on a car.

    29. How far back do you know about your ancestry? Back to before the Revolutionary war.

    30. When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in and then start the water? Always start the water first and then get in when it's hot.

    31. Have you ever crashed a car? Yeah, and its not fun....

    32. Does every family have a crazy relative? It would be easier to pick the ones who are not crazy, and its a huge family! ;)

    34. Have you ever sent a prank call or email? No and they are annoying

    35. How old do you look? As old as I am, the better question would be how old do you feel?


    Poppa

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  19. Poppa -- how cool; you answered with answers! :-)

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