Yup. Yesterday was one week before the fact, and Steve announced our scene was my pre-birthday spanking. WTF? Wouldn't that work for all the weeks prior? In fact, why not just start with the week after my birthday and say it's pre for the birthday in 2015?? rolling eyes
Believe me, I know it's all BS. It's just a PREfabricated excuse for spanking.
He said it was to prepare me for the amount of swats next week. I said thanks a lot for reminding me of the high number. (sigh)
It was a lot of fun, though. I wore my (almost, only worn once) new panties:
He took two videos of our scene in the bedroom, but of course, Blogger is still being buggy and won't let me post either of them. I thought by now they might have fixed things, but that was clearly wishful on my part! Meh. We had some fun banter and he delighted in messing with my head.
Part of his ritual is that when he's done, he pulls my panties back up. So when he did so yesterday, I went "Ooh" in surprise, since I didn't think we were anywhere near finished. "Oh, you think we're done? Is that what that 'ooh' was about?" he crowed. And he continued with that damned wooden paddle.
"But, but..." I sputtered. "When you pull my panties back up, we're done! That's how you always do it!"
"Really?" he said. "Is this a rule? I don't remember seeing that in the manual!"
Argh. Apparently, changing the game is "the top's prerogative." Of course, it was this bottom's prerogative to stick my tongue out at him and tell him to [fornicate] off.
But he was sweet, too. Ended the scene by stroking my hair and saying he'd be here always -- for every birthday, for every anniversary, whenever I needed him. He was my top for life. He even said it on video, so I could keep it and replay it and remember.
And you all know how much that means to me.
I never thought I'd do this, but I changed my date of birth on FetLife. No, not to make myself younger -- I changed it to September 22, 1925, so now I am listed as 88F (next week it will be 89F). Screw it... I'm tired of the "for your age" cracks. Most people know how old I really am anyway, but now it won't be readily apparent every time someone looks at my profile.
Off to the gym with me, which means I have to go (gasp) outside. Today is supposed to be the last really bad day of this freaking heat wave -- 109 Sunday, 104 yesterday, 101 today, 98 tomorrow, then back into the 80s by Thursday. Hallelujah. Southern California -- welcome to Life in Hell!
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At your advanced age, there's not enough time to give you all the swats in one session!!
ReplyDeleteHappy pre-birthday!
"In fact, why not just start with the week after my birthday and say it's pre for the birthday in 2015??"
ReplyDeleteShhh, Erica, you'll give them ideas. ;) Happy pre-birthday.
-Em
Brian -- (sigh) I guess I walked right into that...
ReplyDeleteEm -- good point! Like they need any more ideas... :-)
But, if you're 89, won't you look *exceptionally* good for your age??? :)
ReplyDeleteI will make the obligatory statement: Damn, you look so good for 89! What's your secret? (That's where you answer, "getting my ass warmed every now and then.")
ReplyDeleteNow the question is: will he give you the number of swats for your FetLife age or your REAL age? ;)
Happy birthday and many, many more. Xo
ReplyDeleteHappy Pre-Birthday! and enjoy the Pre-Bithday week!
ReplyDeleteI really like the "Is this a rule? I don't remember seeing that in the manual!" LOL
You look great for a granny! ;-))
ReplyDeleteMay be divide the year into 1 BS, 25 pre-BS and 26 post-BS
Anonymous -- eh... I'll risk hearing that. At least they know for sure that I'm not really that old!
ReplyDeleteAutumn -- if he values his quality of life, he'll use my real age. ;-)
OFG -- oh lord, not TOO many more, I hope! :-) Thank you.
Enzo -- yeah, he's a witty one sometimes.
MrJ -- sure sounds like a whole lot of BS to me...
I 'hate' to say it Erica, but I think you met your top match in natural born smart ass commentary exchanges. :)
ReplyDeleteKelly -- nah, it's OK to say it. After all, it's no fun having a battle of wits with an unarmed man. :-)
ReplyDeleteAnonymous -- eh... I'll risk hearing that. At least they know for sure that I'm not really that old!
ReplyDeleteThose of us living on the ice shelves of Antarctica take everything we read on FetLife as truth!
Anonymous -- right... just like I believe you really live in Antarctica. ;-)
ReplyDeleteErica, Happy Birthday. and many more to come. Beauty is ageless. And you are beautiful. Beauty is of the heart, and that of mind, Beauty is what you possess, for beauty has been kind. Beauty is in your hair, and sparkling eyes, Beauty is what you possess, For Beauty has been wise. XXX Luv ya.
ReplyDeleteHappy pre birthday Erica :-) I Love your pics. Steve is so sweet.You are BEAUTIFUL :-) You changed your birth year to 1925, that is the same year my Grandmother was born :-) She just turned 89 last month LOL. I won't be a bit surprised, if Steve gives you 89 swats instead of 57 LOL :-) I am sending you something for your birthday :-) Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade
ReplyDeleteSix -- that's very sweet. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteJade -- some days, I FEEL 89! ;-)
I noticed your age change on Fet, Made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
Mace -- yeah, just me being ornery, again.
ReplyDelete;-)
ReplyDeleteAmazing and glad it was fun....spankings are fun! Love the new panty
ReplyDeleteAlways
Ron
Ron -- yes, they are!
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