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Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Hey, y'all, check this out!

Look who became a Harley girl yesterday!

No, of course it's not mine; it's Steve's. He took me on my very first Harley ride yesterday. This is the second time in my life that I've been on a motorcycle, and the first time was just a little putt-putt with a narrow seat and no back rest, with me clinging to my friend for dear life. I was amazed at how comfortable this ride was, how steady and stable and safe I felt. And of course, it didn't hurt that Steve is an experienced rider who knew I'd be nervous and did everything possible to put me at ease. (And don't worry; I wore a helmet!)

So off we went up Topanga Canyon and stopped at a look-out point high up in the hills. It was a gorgeous day; not super hot as it's been, with blue skies and streaks of clouds. Unfortunately, other people kept coming and going, so we couldn't sneak in any outdoor play. But we did duck behind a clump of bushes and take this:

The ride was so exhilarating, I couldn't wait to get back home to play. According to Steve, there is a name for women who accompany Harley bikers...

"Riding bitch."

"I am not a riding bitch!" I snapped. "I don't like that term."

"You don't have to," he smiled. "I like it. I'm the top."

"How about if I make you my riding bitch?" I grumbled. Apparently he didn't care for the idea, since he smacked my thigh. Meanie.

On top of all the rest of the spanking, I had an extra 30 coming as a bonus for smartassery. Not that big a deal, until he added that I had to count them down... from 10,000. WTF? Yes, just to make it complicated, I had to count down out loud from 10,000 to 9,970. It was harder than it sounds, as you'll see in this video snippet.

That's a brand-new riding crop, BTW. Stings like crazy, but I like it. It has a bite to it, a lot of snap, but perfect for someone like me who loves smack over thud.

But of course, when I was well worn out and ready for it to be over, he just had to pick up that @#$%ing Licking Stick to finish me off. Boooooooo!

Afterward, he massaged my bottom and legs with lotion, which was so soothing, I nearly fell asleep. What a perfect day. :-)

Of course, John gave me a ration of noise about it later. You see, he loves to tease me about how he's going to get a Ducati. My standard answer is over my dead body, because I don't want to have to deal with his dead body. That man is not getting a motorcycle, period. I have been through eight -- count them, eight -- different cycling accidents with him, and if he can't keep from getting maimed on a bicycle (granted, he was using it to commute to work and was on the road a lot, but still), I don't want to think about what he could do to himself on a motorcycle. So when he heard that I'd ridden on Steve's Harley, he made a big fuss.

"What?? You get to ride and I don't?"

"You can ride one. You don't get to buy one."

"How come Steve gets to have a bike and I don't?" Oh dear, we're in grade school again, are we? :-)  "Because Steve is Steve and you are you. And you've reached your accident quota with me."

"I'm very disappointed," he grumbled. "Tell Steve how disappointed I am, and how it's all your fault."

Uh huh.

Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, no. When we were idling at stoplights and I felt the cycle engine vibrating between my legs, I did not get aroused. Another myth dispelled. Oh well...


  1. You are flipping adorable!

    Peace & Hugs,
    MaMa Blue

    1. We love crops too. One of our favourite toys. Good to see you getting into bikes as well. We have a Shadow 1100 and a Triumph.

    2. Haxan -- well, I wouldn't say into, really... just like this particular bike's owner. :-D

  2. You look sexy as Hell on the bike! :)

  3. It may be interesting to try out a change in order (first the playing, then the ride) and see what that yields in terms of different kinds of sensitivity.

  4. Kelly -- thanks! I felt sexy! :-D

    MrJ -- ack! Now that's a sadistic suggestion! lol

  5. You look so happy. I'm glad you had a great day. The spanking must have seemed like icing on the cake.


  6. Mike -- it would have been a wonderfully fun day, even without spanking. (But I'm sure glad there was!) :-)

  7. Great photos, Erica! You look like a natural on that bike... and over that post! What an adventure... and you can tell Steve *he* can ride bitch on that crop! (totally kidding... wouldn't want to get you in trouble!)

    Speaking of crops... where did you get that one? Looks stingy! It's on my short list of toys to buy...


  8. SC -- there's a toy store in Tarzana; fun selection of kinky stuff, really tacky name. "69 Adult Toys." It's just west of Reseda Blvd. :-)

  9. Erica, your ride sounds wonderful. Love the scenery!

    My ex had a bike, and although I hated having to wear winter clothing when we rode it in the summer, I DID get aroused by the vibrations. On long rides, when there was nothing to do but sit there and the scenery was boring, I would - you know - to pass the time. (I never fell off!)


  10. You look great on the bike. I've only ever ridden on one once, quite thrilling.


  11. Hermione -- LOL! Really? Interesting. I made a point of being aware of the vibrations and where I felt them. I felt them under my butt and along the backs of my thighs... and nowhere else. Maybe I wasn't seated right. ;-)

    Ronnie -- it really is! I don't think I could handle riding for hours, but a short trip like what we did was great fun.

  12. Erica, I know California is suffering a lot of forest fires lately. So be careful, when someone lights your beautiful bare bottom TUSHY, outdoors. For you might set HOLLYWOOD ablaze, I mean that SIGN. As for your FATHER winning FOUR EMMY'S, just fantastic. You sure can be mighty PROUD of him. So BURN those TIRES on that motor bike, SCHREECH. And away we go. XXX Luv ya.

  13. Renee -- yeah, that's me. :-D

    Six -- he won five, but who's counting. :-)

  14. Hi Erica -- You look so cute and cool on Steve's motorcycle :-) I enjoyed watching your video it was AWESOME :-) Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade

  15. I have to agree with everyone who said you look sexy on that bike. You look great and very happy. I wish you could have had an outdoor scene, though you at least got a pic that is suggestive of it. I am so happy you had a good time. I hope you can do that again and next time have some play fun outdoors. I wish I could have a spanking down at the river. Oh well...

  16. Bobbie Jo -- yeah, outdoor play is tricky. You really need to ensure that no one is around. I'm all for an adventure, but I don't want to risk getting arrested, you know?

  17. So glad you enjoyed our ride together. You are such a lovely Bottom, riding "bitch" on my bike. We shall do it again soon. Oh, and no accident quota for this Top! Hugs and smacks! Steve

  18. Steve -- humph. There's that term again! :-) I really did have a blast with you.

  19. Erica, from a fellow Harley owner/rider, congratulations on breaking your Harley "virginity"!

  20. Biker -- and it didn't even hurt! :-)

  21. I would love to take you on a ride sometime (on my bike, I mean).

  22. You look good on a Harley! Sounds like another enjoyable Tuesday.

  23. Lea -- thanks! It really was. :-)

  24. Dam you are so sexy and well the jeans look

  25. Ron -- thanks! That is a VERY old pair of classic Levi 501s. :-)