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Friday, December 20, 2013

Christmas carol parody, 2013

Sorry to have been MIA this week. The stomach bug pretty much curtailed everything for a few days. But I am feeling much better physically, appetite has returned, back to the gym, etc.

And of course, I couldn't forget about my annual holiday parody. For those new to this blog, you can read last year's parody here, and 2011's parody here.

This time, I've chosen that old winter standard, Let It Snow. Here is the song, plus the real lyrics:

And here is my version: A lovely couple get together for a cozy evening during the holidays, but she starts acting up. What's a toppy man to do?

Oh, her attitude has been frightful
But her bottom’s so delightful
And since she’s making such a row
Spank her now! Spank her now! Spank her now!

Oh, she doesn’t show signs of stopping
And her bratting has you hopping
So pull her panties way down low
Make her glow! Make her glow! Make her glow!

When she kicks and puts up a fight
She will yell till she drowns out the storm
But if you really spank her right
All through the night she’ll be warm!

Her sassing is slowly dying
And in your arms, she’s crying
So tell her you love her so
Let her know, let her know, let her know!

She’d been asking for it all night
How you hated to bare her behind
But a spanking makes things all right
After it’s done, please be kind!

Now her words are no longer hateful
And for this, you both are grateful
So dry her tears and kiss her nose
Hold her close! Hold her close! Hold her close!

I hope you enjoyed that. And for an added bonus, I have a photo for your viewing pleasure. Warning: It is rude. I wasn't going to post it at all, but then today, Hermione posted a Friday Fail of tacky holiday photos. I noticed that one of her selections (the second from the top) was sort of similar to my photo, but not with a rude word. I mentioned my photo in my comment to her, and she encouraged me to go ahead, post it. So, there you have it. Hermione made me do it. :-D

In other news -- I cross-posted my PSA to FetLife at the same time as I blogged it here. The reaction blew me away -- wave after wave of comments and "Loves," and people sharing their own horror stories and additional tips for how to stay safe. As of this writing, the post has 1,423 Loves and 338 comments. 

Steve came over on Wednesday, but of course I was too sick to play. We gave each other much-needed hugs, though. I am hoping to see him on Tuesday, Christmas Eve, for some holiday spanking play.

So, you know that annual drunken bacchanal Christmas party John's sister and brother-in-law didn't have last year? Guess what? It's baaaaack! (Joy to the World.) Trying to put a positive spin on it; I guess it will be good for both John and me to get out of the house and join some festivities, since we've both been sick and miserable. Oh, please. Who am I kidding -- it's going to suck. But I'll get through it. I may have to escape to the bathroom and text a friend, but I'll make it. 

Have a great weekend, y'all.


  1. Fa La La La La .... My Ass!!!!

    The Grinch ...

  2. Grinch -- ah, there you are. I was wondering. :-)

  3. Love your version of the song. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and happy spanking.

  4. ROFLMAO! I love the photo, and never guessed the word that replaced "Ditto".

    You made my day!


  5. Erica, nice parody on "Let it snow. Let it snow, Let it snow". How about mine. "TWAT the night before Hanukah, I set up my dreidel . To spank my good friend Erica, with a wooden ladel". Yes, Erica, it might deserve a groan from you. XXX Luv ya.

  6. Archedone -- same to you!

    Hermione -- Ha! I laughed out loud when a friend sent me that. I guess that person doesn't love her neighbor.

    Six -- yes, that gets a groan!

  7. Hi Erica -- I Love your let it snow parody it was so funny LOL :-) Your version is my favorite.The pic you shared made me LMAO :-) You are too funny.So glad you and John are feeling better :-) I know you will get through the Christmas party because,YOU ROCK :-) Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade

  8. Classic post, thank you so much. Sorry life has interrupted a bit with some elder care issues but happy to be back reading my favorite blog and person.

  9. Jade -- I did get through it! :-D

    Ron -- sorry you've had to deal with that.

  10. Sign could not be just helpful directions to the local knocking shop, could it?

  11. John -- I don't know what a knocking shop is, but I'm thinking not. :-)

  12. Bordello. Cockney slang.


  13. Loved the photo. Had me laughing.

    Happy Christmas.


  14. Ronnie -- the same to you and P!

  15. Hi Erica,

    I miss your blog, but imagine you are enjoying a few days off.
    I was looking forward to reading of your time at John's family party!
    Hope some of the unwanted drama is going away.


  16. Pam -- I will write later tonight, I promise. Pictures too. :-)

  17. Kudos!! I am a big fan of well-done parodies! And you have done at least a pair o' dese already, right?! Ah, it's that busty li'l cartoon tramp, Carol Paro Dees, All seriousness aside, very nice work! And I'm glad to see Hermione encouraging rude comedy!!

  18. Dave -- oh, my head. You and your puns!! lol