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Monday, April 16, 2012

Pre-emptive Strike(s)

Many strikes. Hundreds of them. What for? Nothing I'd done. No, these were what ST thinks I'm going to do. He say I'm going to get addicted to my new Smart Phone and be on it all the time, like everyone else.

Jeeeezus. I haven't even gotten the @#$%ing thing yet and I'm already in trouble for it.

I protested that I wouldn't do any such thing. He didn't believe me. He even had the nerve to suggest that I'll be on my cell phone tweeting and texting and doing God knows what while he's spanking me.

"That's ridiculous! Why would I even turn on my cell in my apartment? I have a landline and a computer here!"

Makes sense, right? But of course, to a spanker, the only logic is Top Logic and anything else is null and void. Humph. I guess I'll just have to prove it to him. He also warned me that if I ever text and drive, I'll never sit again. Not to worry... I don't intend to. With all the ranting and bitching I've done about other people doing it, I'd be the world's biggest hypocrite if I did it myself!

He congratulated me for being Chrossed, to which I moaned that I hadn't been Chrossed for two weeks in a row. "You're Chrossed lots of times!" he said. "You don't have to be every single week!"

"But I want to be every week!" I whined.

"Oh, so it's all about what you want, huh?"

Duh. Well, of course it is. What else would it be about? Silly of him to even ask such a thing.

"Well then, I guess I should spank you really hard, then, so you'll have something to write about."

I shrugged. "You don't have to. Even if you're light, I can spin it."

He didn't like the sound of that. "What do you mean, spin it?"

I said that I'd simply write a post about what a lame-ass he was tonight.

That did it. Me and my big mouth.

We changed things up a bit tonight, position-wise. He said we needed to make the pictures a little different. Hey, I'm all for that. But I didn't know "different" was going to be so damned uncomfortable.




Doesn't seem like it should be all that uncomfortable, does it? Well, it was. The top of the chair was digging into my belly and my shoulders ached from bracing with my arms.

Booo hoooooo. Yes, he felt so sorry for me. NOT.

After a while, he let me stand up and grip the chair. So nice of him, don't you think? I wasn't rolling my eyes, honest. I was looking skyward and thanking the deities for the kindness of this man.




Ah, finally I got to lie down. Funny, though... I didn't find a whole lot of comfort in that either.




But finally, we had our grand finale (20 with the big strap and 10 with the paddle). I was just a tad perplexed when he put me back over his knee, but this time it was just so he could massage on some lotion. :-)

Silly me, I thought we were done.

Nah. Later, I got up to change the channel on the stereo. Apparently, my bending over got him all hot and bothered again.




I swear, it's like a red flag in front of a bull! Back OTK I went for Round Two.

(And yes, those are cassette tapes. Not a word out of any of you. They're old and I don't play them anymore; most of them have been replaced by CDs or iTunes downloads. But I am a saver.)

He kept saying, "Just a few more." But then he got into a debate with himself about exactly what is "a few," anyway? More than two, less than 10? A few dozen? A few hundred? All the while he was musing over this nonsense, he was spanking away.

Oh yes, ST was in good form tonight. (groan)

It was a fun night; a lot of laughing. Sometimes, I just need to laugh. :-)  He certainly had his share of chuckles as well. (Have I mentioned lately that ST has the most diabolical laugh?)

And tomorrow, I plan to buy the aforementioned Smart Phone. Stay tuned for my adventures with that. I'm sure my Luddite self will be tested to the max!

27 comments:

  1. I am glad to hear he was in cracking good form.....

    Top Logic dictates something needs to be done about those cassettes... ST could really have some fun and you might end up feeling the effects :)

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  2. It sounds like you had a lot of fun last night. Well, the chair wasn't so much, but you know what I mean.

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  3. Hi Erica- I Loved your pic's they looked GREAT :-)It's ok to have cassette's i have a ton of them too :-)I am happy that you and ST had another nice session,I alway's enjoy reading about you both,cause your both VERY interesting :-)Have fun and good luck shopping for your smart phone,I can't wait to see which one you choose :-)much Love and hug's from your naughty girl Jade xoxo

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  4. Erica, Everytime I see your bare bottom, it reminds me of a LOVE poem. "How do I love thy bare bottom. Let me count the ways". Can I say. Beautiful. Sexual, Erotic, Wonderous, Exciting, Heavenly, Loveable, Voluptous, Radiant, Worldly. Erica, that's worthy of 'ten of the best' cane strokes on your sumptous naked rear end.

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  5. longbean -- oh, come now. Can't a girl keep some old mementos? I have all my old LPs too. :-)

    Bobbie Jo -- I do. :-)

    Jade -- no one makes cassettes anymore, so yours must be as old as mine!

    Six -- well now. Thank you. :-)

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  6. Thanks again for sharing your Monday night. Always look forward to reading about it on Tuesday. And that picture of the cASSettes. Wow!!! that is so sexy.

    Jon

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  7. Jon -- mentioning the cassettes was a pre-emptive strike in itself! LOL But if people are actually looking at the cassettes in that picture, then it's time for me to retire!

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  8. Please don't retire!!! I swear I wouldn't even have noticed the cassettes if you hadn't mentioned them.

    Jon

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  9. Seems like the two of you had a lot of fun again, Erica! I must say the way you bend over in the last picture looks a little bit teasing indeed, though. ;-) So I assume that the reason why ST spanked you again was some kind of normal biological reaction (at least for a top). ;-)

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  10. Kaelah -- well, damn. Who knew. I thought I was just changing the station. ;-)

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  11. Erica, you're really getting a smart phone? Wow... I really like my iPhone, you should get one!

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  12. Danny -- oh, don't start that again. All those years I had to listen to "You should get a Mac!" :-)

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  13. Well, you should have! But ask any iPhone user, they're really great. Other smart phones are fine, too, but most are copying the iPhone to begin with... just don't decide on one feature or spec, see what you like overall as a whole.

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  14. I am often confused over Top logic also. Whenever I try to add a bit of fun to a session I'm accused of being bratty and end up getting beaten even harder. Personally I think Sub logic is more logical, I mean who can argue that you will get into trouble for using a phone you don't even own. That does not seem very logical to me, on the other hand a few well placed humorous comments will increase the enjoyment of both the Top and the Sub. But is that the way Top logic sees it, nope they just see it as bratty and deserving of more punishment. You can't tell me that makes any sense. O well I guess us Subs will have to continue suffering from Top logic even though it makes no sense. Some times it's a hard life being a Sub.

    A fellow and often misunderstood Sub TheVBB

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  15. Bending over in front of a top with dat ass, how can you NOT be spanked again?

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  16. VBB -- you poor dear. I read of your suffering on Twitter. (gentle and empathetic hug) :-)

    Anonymous -- oh, fine. Now a person can't even bend over. The humanity!

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  17. With only three weeks before our Spanking Court shoot I'm a bit paddle shy now. Might need to get some emergency post traumatic stress counseling to overcome the events of Sunday night before I head to Spanking Court.
    TheVBB

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  18. Play (or DISPLAY, your choice) those cassettes with PRIDE, girl! Great pics, and PLEASE don't retire. We love you! (I wouldn't have known about the cassettes if you didn't mention them, but there's nothing wrong with them. I have cassettes too, and LPs. And when I get around to getting a record player, those LPs are going to see some USE. I still play my cassettes.)

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  19. VBB -- awwww, sweetie. What did I tell you about how they always win? (sigh) Such a rebel you are. (but I do admire that) Don't you worry about Spanking Court. Just take it easy the next three weeks and maybe, before you think about tweeting anything that's going to get your derriere shredded, write to me instead. I'll be your sponsor!

    Terri -- aw, thank you. I never play the tapes anymore... I'm too spoiled with the sound quality of CDs. And my turntable hasn't worked for years. Maybe someday I'll get it fixed, since LPs are retro. :-)

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    1. Or you could just buy a new one. Surely over there in America record players are in Wal-mart? Most Australian stores like Wal-mart have record players in their electroonics section, I swear records have come back into fashion!

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  20. Erica,

    Nothing wrong with a collection of cassetts.

    I have a lot of LPs. I think I will keep them. I even have some very old 78s! Not in the best of shape, though I can play them when I get my real, honest-to-goodness record player set up. I also have a lot of videos that I can't play because I don't have a video player set up. I have plenty of DVDs though. Quite a few with your favorite actor, JW. :-P

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  21. I'm late to the last "few" soirees in here.. does that mean I've missed 3 blogs.. or less than 10?? haha!

    That ST never ceases to amaze me with his TOP LOGIC! Nor do YOU with that gorgeous bod of yours! No wonder you're the target for the bull! Or shall I say.. he's the damned bull in the china store.. cause he toro'd you up one side and down the other! LOL

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    1. DAYUM! You REALLY do have a great set o' gams!

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  22. Zelle -- Toro'd!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! And thank you; every now and then, I feel like all those hours in the gym just might be worth it. :-)

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    1. Danny's right ya know! (bout the iPhone.. not the MAC!) LOL

      I thought I'd never be able to txt on my iPhone.. drove me nuts for three days.. but damn.. now I never even miss a keyboard.. and trust me... I HATE CHANGE LIKE YOU DO!!!

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  23. Hmm, pre-emptive spanking. That one should've made my list!

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