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Thursday, December 13, 2012

Christmas carol parody, 2012


(Yeah, y'all can have your fat jolly old Santa. This is my kind of Santa. :-D )

It's that time of year again, kids! We're nearly halfway through December -- are you sick of Christmas music yet?? I know I am. Since we still have to endure it until January 1, I figured a bit of humor might help. So it's time for my annual Xmas Carol Parody (for last year's version, click here).

This year, I chose "Jingle Bell Rock." The original song is embedded below, and following that, I present "Jingle Bell Spank." Enjoy!




Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell spank
Jingle bell zing and jingle bell sting
Whacking and smacking is oh, so much fun
Now the spankee dance has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell spank
Jingle bell rears and jingle bell tears
Paddles and brushes are landing with care
On your derriere!

Bottom white time, it’s the right time
To redden it with glee
OTK time is a great time
To go gliding over someone’s knee

Go ahead, spanky tops
Pick up the beat
Down with those panties, yank!
Sting and a tingle and those scissorin’ feet,
That’s the jingle bell spank!

Mistletoe time, ho-ho-ho time
For canes beneath the tree,
When the brats whine, give ’em this line:
“This hurts you more than it hurts me!”

Go ahead, spanky tops
Pick up the beat
Down with those panties, yank!
Sting and a tingle and those scissorin’ feet,
That’s the jingle bell,
That’s the jingle bell,
That’s the jingle bell spank!

14 comments:

  1. LOL!!!
    YOUR parody is way more entertaining than the recycled crap inundating most public locales.
    The bright spot for me was after I complained about the horrendous repeated Christmas CD playing at my gym, they switched back to non Christmas songs. :)

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  2. ..... Fa La La La La My Ass

    Bah Humshit!!!

    The Grinch

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  3. Kelly -- I guess speaking up works sometimes, doesn't it!

    Grinch -- my sentiments exactly! Thanks for stopping by. :-)

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  4. Wow. I can't stop giggling. That's a really great parody. Now I just need to get it out of my head before i go into work, cause I work in an opshop which is run by the salvos, and I doubt they, or the customers, would appreciate the wonderful humour you bring to us.

    Keep up the great work.

    Bah. Merry Friggin Christmas.

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  5. Unlike the majority it appears of your readers, I love the Christmas season and the music.....sorry folks but it is a wonderful time of the year with all the lights and smiles....and for kids, amazing time.

    However I peed my pants with your parody, very well done my dear. Thanks.
    Always
    Ron

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  6. Terri -- well, if you hum it by accident, they'll just think you're humming the original. Glad you enjoyed it. I must admit, I had a "damn, I'm good" moment when I swapped "In the frosty air" for "On your derriere."

    Ron -- it's OK. I'm glad you like the season and see the good side of it. Makes your November and December a lot more pleasant than mine, I'm sure! ;-)

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  7. One of the most entertaining things about Christmas time is spanking parodies! This is a great!

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  8. Lea -- you're a great parodist yourself, so I appreciate the compliment. :-D

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  9. Brilliant! I always hated that song, but now it will be bearable if I substitute the new, improved lyrics.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  10. Wonderful! Shall we expect a video of you and all the elves singing it?

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  11. Great parody, very clever.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  12. Hermione -- glad I could make the song more tolerable for you! :-D

    OBB -- LOL... no, I wouldn't if I were you.

    Ronnie -- thanks!

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  13. Hi Erica -- HEHEHE LOL I Loved this,it is a better version of this song and more fun to sing :-)YOU ARE A GENIUS.Much Love and hug's from naughty girl Jade xoxo

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  14. Jade -- thank you, dear. Glad it gave you a laugh.

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