Spank Me Quick!

To honor Elvis's birthday this week (he would have been 78 on January 8), I decided to write a spanking parody of one of his songs. You'd think I would have chosen one of his more well-known songs, right? ("Spank Me Tender," anyone?) But nooooo. I had to pick an obscure little tune that no one will know, except maybe his die-hard fans or oldies aficionados.

Still, you have to give me this: What do you spankos think of first, when you hear the title "Kiss Me Quick"? Yup, I did too. :-D

Here is the song (and the real lyrics are pasted below the parody, so you can compare):




So without any further ado, I present Spank Me Quick.

Spank me quick, while I’m still being naughty,

Hold me down and tell me that I’m bad

‘Cause tomorrow I’ll act up for certain,

So spank me till I’m red and hurtin’

Spank me quick, because I’m such a brat

Spank me quick, I know I drive you crazy

Grab my hair and whisper what’s in store

Tell me that tonight I’ll learn a lesson,

And all your buttons I’ll stop pressin’,

Spank me quick, because I’ll be so sore.

Let the brush keep landing

Blows that I’m withstanding

While you’re commanding,

“Don’t you sass your top!”

Spank me quick, I just can’t stand this corner,

‘Cause your hand can set me all aglow

Oh, your scolding has me wanting more

So be my top forevermore, and

Spank me quick because I need it so.

Let the belt keep flaying

While you are saying,

“Better start your praying,

That this pain will stop!”

Spank me quick, I just can’t stand this corner,

‘Cause your hand can set me all aglow

Oh, your scolding has me wanting more

So be my top forevermore, and

Spank me quick because I need it so.

Spank me quick because I need it so.

Spank me quick because I need you so.

(real lyrics for comparison)

Kiss me quick while we still have this feeling,
Hold me close and never let me go,
'Cause tomorrows can be so uncertain,
Love can fly and leave just hurting,
Kiss me quick because I love you so.

Kiss me quick and make my heart go crazy,
Sigh that sigh and whisper oh so low,
Tell me that tonight will last forever,
Say that you will leave me never,
Kiss me quick because I love you so.

Let the band keep playing while we are swaying,
Let's keep on praying that we'll never stop.

Kiss me quick, I just can't stand this waiting
'Cause your lips are lips I long to know.
For that kiss will open heaven's door
And we'll stay there forevermore,
So kiss me quick because I love you so.

Let the band keep playing while we are swaying,
Let's keep on praying that we'll never stop.

Kiss me quick, I just can't stand this waiting
'Cause your lips are lips I long to know.
For that kiss will open heaven's door
And we'll stay there forevermore,
So kiss me quick because I love you so.

Kiss me quick because I love you so.
Kiss me quick because I love you so.