Christmas carol parody 2014

OK, so I changed my mind. The parody muse made an appearance after all, and I really needed a humorous distraction.

So this year's selection is based on "Do You Hear What I Hear?" Here is the real song, with the real lyrics, for reference:



And now, my version, which takes place at a spanking party.

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Said the spanko to the little brat,

Do you see what I see?

Way across the room, little brat,

Do you see what I see?

Some tears, a rear, gathering some heat

With a tail as red as a beet,

With a tail as red as a beet

Said the little brat to the Toppy Boy,

Do you hear what I hear?

Ringing in our ears, Toppy Boy

Do you hear what I hear?

A groan, a moan, as the paddles fall

With a thud we hear down the hall,

With a thud we hear down the hall

Said the Toppy Boy to the Mighty Dom,

Do you know what I know?

In your living room, Mighty Dom,

Do you know what I know?

Your guests, your guests, wait to have their turn

Let us spank their bums till they burn,

Let us spank their bums till they burn

Said the Dom to bottoms everywhere,

Listen to what I say!

Panties down, bottoms everywhere!

Listen to what I say!

The cane, the cane, swishing through the air

It will sting, so sass if you dare,

It will sting, so sass if you daaaaaare!

Thank you, thank you very much. You may now resume your shopping and your other holiday aggravations.