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Friday, April 18, 2014

Yes, I'm going to hell

But at least I'll be with my friends. :-D

 Being that it's Easter weekend, I couldn't resist sharing these tidbits I found. (Warning: Blasphemy ahead.)

 Oh boy, fun for the whole family! I think I'd pass, though. I do not need to find Easter eggs that badly.



Everybody sing along! "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A..."



EDIT: I just saw this, and it begged to be added. To this, I only have one question: WTF??


Lest I be accused of only lampooning the Christian/Catholic faith, rest assured, I'm an equal opportunity offender. Found these Passover cartoons as well:



Actually, matzo really isn't that bad. Bland and boring, yes, but at least it's not gross, like those disgusting beige blobs (AKA gefilte fish) you've heard me bitch about in the past.

 Don't believe me? Here ya go -- validation:



At least the foodies will never be allowed to wrap it in bacon. But if some sweet/savory combo freak ever tries covering it with chocolate, I am leaving the planet.

 Whatever you celebrate, have a great weekend, y'all.
Posted by Erica at 11:18 AM

34 comments:

  1. Craig AychApril 18, 2014 at 11:23 AM

    Hilarious. Happy Easter?

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  2. DaChiefApril 18, 2014 at 11:30 AM

    Well, if you're going to Hell, save me a seat...

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  3. JenApril 18, 2014 at 11:41 AM

    Egg and onion matzo is the best. Otherwise you can put butter on it. Mom makes fried matzo too. As far as gefilte fish, I agree it's an acquired taste thing, but I acquired it a long long time ago.

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  4. UnknownApril 18, 2014 at 11:43 AM

    Very Crude but Funny too...LOL

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  5. EricaApril 18, 2014 at 11:45 AM

    Craig -- for us, it will be more like "happy Sunday," but thanks. :-)

    Chief -- of course!

    Jen -- I looooved matzo-brei (matzo fried with eggs) as a kid. But yeah, I never liked gefilte fish. To be fair, I never tasted homemade, just the bottled Manischewitz crap.

    Nancy -- yup, that's me!

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  6. AnonymousApril 18, 2014 at 11:50 AM

    I am convinced Jewish kids should claim egg hunts...at least there is an egg on the seder plate! Eggs have nothing to do with Easter!

    xoxoxo

    Sarah_Rocks

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  7. AnonymousApril 18, 2014 at 11:55 AM

    I wish there were some way I could think of where you could atone for your blasphemy...that would tame that sharp tongue of yours just a little, for just a bit. But no, I just can't think of *anything*...lol

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  8. EricaApril 18, 2014 at 11:55 AM

    Sarah -- go look at the photo I just added. Apparently, there IS a connection between Easter and eggs... (don't take a sip of anything before you look).

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  9. EricaApril 18, 2014 at 11:55 AM

    Anonymous -- nope, I can't either.

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  10. ronnieApril 18, 2014 at 12:01 PM

    Oh Erica,

    Absolutely hilarious.

    Enjoy your weekend.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  11. EricaApril 18, 2014 at 12:31 PM

    Ronnie -- glad you enjoyed. :-)

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  12. AnonymousApril 18, 2014 at 12:39 PM

    As my Mother used to say, Erica, happy matzo crumbs! The trick is to drown the gefilte fish in horse radish.

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  13. EricaApril 18, 2014 at 12:58 PM

    Mitch -- but I hate horseradish! (sigh)

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  14. Bobbie JoApril 18, 2014 at 1:20 PM

    I hates ta burst yer bubble, but thar jest ain't no place called hell, so you cain't go thar. As fer them thin's ya put on here, dey's funny.

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  15. KellyApril 18, 2014 at 1:21 PM

    Just this...SO inappropriately APPROPRIATE, like Joan Rivers! :)

    I have a very insensitive sense of humor-nothing is off limits. LOL

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  16. EricaApril 18, 2014 at 1:49 PM

    Bobbie Jo -- hey, I sure don't believe in it either. :-)

    Kelly -- I have a few limits, but blasphemy isn't one of them.

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  17. sub hub in phxApril 18, 2014 at 3:10 PM

    You slay me Erica!

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  18. EricaApril 18, 2014 at 3:31 PM

    sub hub -- figuratively, I hope. :-)

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  19. AnonymousApril 18, 2014 at 3:34 PM

    Who knows? Maybe the Devil is a good spanler.

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  20. AnonymousApril 18, 2014 at 3:36 PM

    I hope bad tyest don't to hell. ahould be, Who knows? Maybe the Devil is a good spanker.

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  21. EricaApril 18, 2014 at 3:39 PM

    Anonymous -- I would imagine he is.

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  22. UnknownApril 18, 2014 at 3:46 PM

    See you in hell. It'd only be boring in heaven anyway :D
    Fun post Erica.

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  23. EricaApril 18, 2014 at 3:53 PM

    Tara -- agreed! Angels are overrated. :-)

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  24. AnonymousApril 18, 2014 at 11:48 PM

    Here's hoping you find yourself Ass over for Passover.
    John

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  25. HermioneApril 19, 2014 at 4:37 AM

    Lucifer's testicles? I'll have mine with a side of hash browns :) and I wouldn't want to have to hunt for my Easter eggs up "there"!

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  26. Loki_DarksongApril 19, 2014 at 5:51 AM

    If you want a real laugh, and a more fun way of looking at this holiday, look up the Eastern European version of Easter. Switchings for the ladies and pails of cold water for the guys.

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  27. EricaApril 19, 2014 at 4:26 PM

    John -- yes!

    Hermione -- I have no idea where that came from. I like my testicles scrambled, thanks.

    Loki -- cold water?? How NOT fun for the men!

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  28. Loki_DarksongApril 20, 2014 at 6:02 AM

    Here is one account of the Czech Easter traditions. I may have been wrong about who gets the water though.

    http://globalvoicesonline.org/2008/03/23/czech-republic-slovakia-whipping-girls-and-other-easter-traditions/


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  29. UnknownApril 20, 2014 at 9:05 AM

    Hope you have a great Easter/Passover.

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  30. EricaApril 20, 2014 at 8:42 PM

    Robert -- thank you. :-)

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  31. NjspankApril 21, 2014 at 7:00 PM

    Thanks, too cute.... nice robust spaning will do for you but very funny.
    Always
    Ron

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  32. MrJApril 22, 2014 at 6:43 AM

    No, not hell Erica. I'm pretty sure your final destiny will involve eternal, heavenly spankings. .

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  33. EricaApril 22, 2014 at 10:39 AM

    Ron -- thanks.

    MrJ -- now that sounds nice. :-)

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  34. MrJApril 23, 2014 at 2:43 AM

    Here one of my favourite Einstein quotes gets an additional meaning: Subtle is the Lord, but he is not malicious.

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