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Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Oh, the horror

You will not believe what Steve made me do today.

OK, maybe you will. That [heavily censored] made me sing!!

So, remember last week, when I posted my Beatles song parody? (For those who missed it, it's here.) You know, he gets busy and doesn't read my blog for days. Figures he read that one! This morning when he showed up, he had the lyrics I'd written printed out on a sheet of paper, which he gleefully handed to me and said I was going to sing for him. On video.

Oh, good Christ.

"I can't sing!" I protested. "Noooo! You can't make me torture everyone with my horrible voice!"

Apparently, he begged to differ. He added that we'd have to enhance the video with the implements I mention in the lyrics (strap, cane, paddle). Damn, that man is evil.

OK, OK, I'm a good sport. I figured all right, fine, bring it on.




At the last minute, he decided to switch out the Lexan paddle for the wooden one. Whatever.

So, without any further ado, here is our MTV (My Top Video) production. And if you think my singing sucks, take it up with Steve. He made me do it.





We have too much fun, don't we? :-D

In the continuing root canal saga, I went for my second appointment today, which was supposed to be the final one. But then, mid procedure, my @#$%ing crown popped off. It didn't break, fortunately, so he was able to cement it back on. But he had to stop what he was doing. So now I have to go back yet again next week so he can finish. UGH. Oh, well. At least I already paid for it, so that pain is over with!

I just wish my bottom hurt worse than my tooth, and not the other way around. (sigh)

25 comments:

  1. Hi Erica -- LOL :-) I Love it, I think you have a nice voice.It was a very fun video to watch,You and Steve did a WONDERFUL job making it :-) I enjoyed it very much.So sorry about your crown breaking and you having to go back,to the dentist next week :-( It's always something.Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade

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  2. Jade -- glad you liked it. Don't worry, it didn't break; it just came off. :-)

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  3. Erica
    Classic, love your ad lib "I am still waiting for that"...this is just such a fun spanking clip, although a few sounded like they hurt....amazing clip, thank you. Love your panty and loved when he spanked you with his hand. Thanks, love this one.
    Always
    Ron

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  4. Oh my gosh, that was great!!!! I freakin love and miss you, thanks for posting here too. Way, way too much fun you two!!! I LOVE seeing you so happy!

    sarah_rocks

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  5. Erica,

    Thanks for the laugh. You've got the pipes, baby!

    I often sing to folks while spanking them, to add insult to injury. One playmate suggested that my voice challenged the Geneva Convention and should be considered cruel and unusual.

    Lovelove,
    Dana

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  6. Ron -- I was waiting for them to hurt more! He went light on me this time. :-)

    Sarah -- I miss you too, you angel-brat!

    Dana -- (snort) Pipes... yeah, very rusty pipes! Hmmm... I guess I should consider myself fortunate that my top has a beautiful singing voice, huh?

    MrJ -- (massive eye roll) Yeah, thanks... :-)

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  7. I always claim that my singing is illegal, citing Paragraph 41, subsection b of the Noise Abatement Act 1975...

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  8. Al -- yes! That means Steve was encouraging criminal behavior yesterday. :-)

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  9. That was very good...encore...encore!!
    Sir Mike

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    1. As I walked thru the house yesterday, guess which song popped into my feeble head. You're right as rain, your song...lol
      Please sing it again during a spanking. Bet your Top would love it.
      Mike

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  10. You can too sing. You carry the tune very well. Other than that...

    This was funny and I enjoyed it. I love to see you guys having fun.

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  11. Mike -- oh please Gawd, no.

    Bobbie Jo -- I can carry a tune, yes. I have perfect pitch, believe it or not. But my voice is dreadful. I can HEAR how flat it is! LOL

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  12. I know this is going to put in a bad light but I'm going to say it anyway. I have never enjoyed the Beatles until now. That is the greatest Beatles song ever. YOU ROCK!!!

    Jon

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  13. Jon -- (laughing) We'll simply agree to disagree. I believe Messrs. Lennon and McCartney did the song far more justice than I did!

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  14. Hope your root canal is better soon. Song was not too bad, but not as good as your squealing during your spanking.
    John

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  15. John -- and this is why I prefer to squeal rather than sing. :-)

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  16. If I typed it properly you might be able to make something of this Split Enz song from 1979, "I See Red". www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfytdyMy2-k.
    John

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  17. John -- nooooo, I think I'll pass on that one. I couldn't even make it through the whole song.

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  18. Kiwi accents throw you?

    John

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    1. No, obnoxious noisy punk does. :-)

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  19. What a creative guy that Steve is. ;-) Your voice isn't terrible. It is hard to sing between the swats though. I've had to do that before myself. Lol.

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  20. Lea -- terrible, maybe not. But it isn't good either. :-)

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  21. Erica, I would suggest you sing one parody a year. This was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! I do wish for your sake the spanking had stopped the pain in your tooth.

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