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Sunday, March 17, 2013

Sunday potpourri

While walking through my apartment building on the way to the laundry room, I saw this on a neighbor's doorstep:




Of course, I would have liked it even better had it said "NICE PANTIES." You know how certain words inexplicably skeeve you? I feel that way about "underpants," for whatever reason. It has to be "underwear" for general use, "panties" for women and "shorts" for men. But anyway... made me wonder who lives there. :-)

Next up, a stray photo from our Vegas weekend a couple of weeks ago. You know, if we spankos ever get our own channel, we simply must have a sitcom called Everybody Loves Alex.




So today is St. Patrick's Day. In preparation, I brought a green t-shirt to John's to put on this morning. However, we showered first. And while I was drying off and about to dress, John swooped over, exclaimed that I wasn't wearing green and started pinching me. My sides, my butt, my boobs. "You're not either!" I cried, lunging for him. In one fluid move, he ducked out of the way, snatched up his green bath towel and slung it over his shoulder. "There," he said, continuing to assault me with his pinchy fingers.

Finally, he let up and left the bathroom so I could dress in peace. When I came out, imagine my shock when I saw that, after all that fuss, he was dressed in khaki shorts and a plaid shirt of tan and rust shades -- no green!! "Where's your green??" I hollered. He just gave me a look of disdain. "Don't be ridiculous," he said loftily. "That's a child's game."

I swear, that man is going to send me to an early grave.

Hope everyone had a nice weekend. :-)

17 comments:

  1. Hi Erica -- I wonder who live's in that apartment too could it be a Spanko? hehehe LOL.There is one way to find out,knock on the door and when the person answer's ask if he has a fetish with underpant's and is he a Spanko.The pic of you and Alex is so ADORABLE :-)John is too funny LOL :-)He should of spanked you hehehe LOL :-)Much Love and hug's from naughty girl Jade

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  2. Jade -- I doubt it. He probably just likes underwear. :-)

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  3. Awww, Erica! I love you! That photo is so sweet, isn't it? :D

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  4. I would guess the doormat was made in England, where they call them underpants or pants for men's intimate attire. Which doesn't make sense here, because how could you see a man's undergarment from below unless he was wearing a skirt?

    Never mind...

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  5. Erica, the wearing of the green on St. Patrick's Day is most appropriate for all Colleen's, be they Irish or not. So for that reason. a good spanking on your bare bottom, given to you by your boyfriend, should have been a must. Then you would have worn the appropriate color on your bare derriere, namely Vivid Red. The emerald isle of Ireland, is a beautiful and quaint country. Which I have visited. I have also kissed the Blarney Stone, of which I have a photo of.

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  6. Love the photo! You both look great!

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  7. Alex -- Yayyy! I was hoping you'd see this. ♥

    Hermione -- exactly. It has to be for a girl. Or a cross-dressing male, but I don't think my neighbor was considering that. Or maybe he/she was. What do I know??

    Six -- you've had quite the life of adventures, have you not?

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  8. We do call them underpants or pants here:)

    Gorgeous photo and you and Alex.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  9. Ronnie -- I don't know why that term squicks me! A lot of people find the term "panties" to be squicky. Go figure.

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  10. Yes, Erica, for in my lifetime of adventures of about 40 years of travelling. I have visited about 150 international countries. It started when I was a school-boy in England, and learn't History and Georgraphy taughty by a teacher called Miss Evans. She taught these subject's so well, I wanted, and wished, that when I grew up, to visit all these different places in the world. Miss Evan's was the same teacher, that I had a crush on, and wanted to spank her bare bottom, which turned me into a 'spanko'. So I have her to thank for two things in my life. Becoming a SPANKO, and INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLING, as a tourist.

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  11. Erica

    Adorable picture of two beautiful ladies.
    Agree with your comment and I do love panties or panty.....in so many ways.
    Great post
    Always
    Ron

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  12. I don't love the word underpants at all. :)

    John is such a lovable ornery brat, huh?

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  13. Ron -- thanks. Alex is a cutie, no?

    Craig -- you know it!

    Kelly -- he is a worse brat than any bottom I know! Arrrgghh! But yeah, I love him. :-)

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  14. I wonder wear the whole wearing green or get pinched thing even comes from. I went out to a few places this Sunday and was about the only one with green on. St. Patrick's is my sister's bday though so it's been ingrained in my head for a long time. Hope you had a nice weekend!

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  15. Lea -- that's a good question; I have no idea where that came from, or when. But it's been around at least since I was a kid.

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