Nice craftsmanship, right? However, he made another piece of furniture for her, and I don't think it's nice at all.
He calls it the "naughty chair."
Yes, those are raised circular ridges. Yes, you sit on them, bare-bottomed, after your spanking. Are you kidding me??
I will say it's a beautiful piece of work. But there is no way I'd ever sit on that thing. Clothed, bare, spanked, unspanked... forget about it.
"But it leaves such a pretty bulls-eye pattern on your bottom," he teased. "I could use it for target practice!"
Your aim is just fine, pal. I don't need a freaking bulls-eye on my a#$.
Bottoms, would you sit on this? And don't answer "If my Top ordered me to do so, I would," or I'll lose my breakfast.
NG keeps telling me that he's going to take me to his friend's dungeon and make me sit on that chair after we scene. Right. He'll find himself with a three-legged stool.
Guess where the missing leg will end up? :-Þ
Me thinks you would sit on it and do as u were asked . Mainly because you respect NG and u know he wouldnt do anything to harm you !
ReplyDeleteI really like the chair, I see one of those in my lil ones future . Thank god I have a wood lathe too.
Nice work NG! Lovely little "Naughty Chair"! But me sitting on that thing.. is about as likely as me meeting Wills and Kate at a spanking party.
ReplyDeleteLOL
Alan -- you're a top. You would say that. :-)
ReplyDeleteZelle -- nah, not Kate. Pippa, maybe.
Pippa !! Now there is a bottom I would like to see over my lap !
ReplyDeleteEveryone says Kates the pretty one , but I say Pippa's the sexy one !
Sitting on that second one? Ummm....no thank you!!
ReplyDeleteI think that first one could really come in handy for someone as short as I am.
Vanilla, of course. ;)
sarah
sarah -- ok, that's two "nays" so far.
ReplyDeleteOh, and did you notice how short that stool is? If I were to sit on it, my knees would be up around my forehead.
Erica my love.. it's SHORT.. so you cannot have leverage to balance on your feet. LOL You must put your full weight on the stool - when you are that low to the ground. LOL (evil man that NG).. LOL
ReplyDeleteZelle -- (snort) Oh, believe me, I know. He gleefully pointed that out to me!
ReplyDeleteoh I'm sure HE DID. My point is made. The man, is a closet sadist, .. and hides it behind his adorable wise crackin' demeanor that we all know and love. I'd keep a close eye on that man! He's got ideas floatin' around in his head that he's yet to act upon!
ReplyDeleteSPANKEE BE WARE!
roflmao...
Hells to the no! :) lol
ReplyDeleteKelley -- and that's three! Next? :-D
ReplyDeleteummmmm...NO!
ReplyDeleteHi Erica, I would never sit on that naughty chair,HELL NO. Maybe it's also small and short for a munchkin hehehe LMAO :-) My guess is that the missing leg will end up shoved up his ass hehehe LOL,I agree with Zelle that NG is up to something so BEWARE my dear friend.Sending lot's of Love and Hug's your way from your naughty girl Jade xoxo
ReplyDeleteVery funny Erica. I think that last comment earned you a spanking from NG.
ReplyDeleteJoey?? It's ERICA! WHAT DOESN'T earn HER a spanking???
ReplyDeleteLOL
That can't be worse than the mat that G. makes me sit on!
ReplyDeleteKat -- noted, thank you!
ReplyDeleteJade -- yes, he's always up to something!
joey -- please. Breathing earns me a spanking, as far as he's concerned. See? Zelle knows. :-)
Jen -- oh dear. I don't think I even want to know what this mat is like!
Erica,
ReplyDeleteWell, the posting box is back. And, NO WAY would I sit on a stool or chair of this sort!! That is cruel and unusual punishment and besides that, it reminds me of the "iron maiden" of yore. Ok. Nothing like that, but, hey, it is what I thought of.
I think a nasty mat to have to sit on would be one of rough jute, or one of those dang mats made of coconut fibers. Anything worse would be nubs or nails for crying out loud. The nice thing to do is let the spankee sit on a nice soft pillow. Isn't the spanking enough already?!
Bobbie Jo -- yup, that's the way I feel about it; the spanking is the punishment, and afterward, BE NICE, dammit. :-)
ReplyDeleteI'll add another no, I wouldn't sit on that. A top with a knack for woodworking, NG sounds like trouble.
ReplyDeleteLea -- yeahhhhhh, but he's my kind of trouble. :-D
ReplyDeleteI would sit on it for fun. We are big fans of "Supernanny" and often talk about naughty chairs, steps, spots etc. So it would be a good joke to have one. I also like the bull's eye image.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Hermione
Hm, I like the chair. Great work NG! I think I would sit on it. Just not sure for how long.
ReplyDeleteBe well,
Alias
Erica,
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you know how I feel about this Naughty Chair...
It is fantastic and I must have one immediately!
- Dana
Hermione -- note to self: Locate Jo Frost... and strangle her. :-)
ReplyDeleteAlias -- as a piece of artwork, I like the chair, definitely. To sit on? Nyet.
Danaaaaaaa! What have you done? You do realize NG is going to gloat his face off over that comment, right? He's already threatening to put me in the corner on that thing, balancing a book on my head...
Oh, the humanity.
"balancing a book on my head..."
ReplyDeleteOMG.. oh the irony if that book is ....
LATE BLOOMER!
hahahahaha!
Zelle -- pardon my French, but oh, for fuck's sake! :-Þ
ReplyDeleteSorry darling, but I recognize good, sadistic craftsmanship when I see it. Could I commission one of those in...er...pink?
ReplyDeleteDana -- tell you what. I can hook you up with New Guy and you two can discuss it; I'm sure he'd be thrilled to work something out for you. However, I want Naughty Chair Immunity out of the deal! :-)
ReplyDeleteI'd sit on it! Can't be worse than, say, a bullet wound or a tetanus shot ;)
ReplyDeleteShe -- LOL! That's not much of an endorsement!
ReplyDeleteDeal! Well, at least on my end...I cannot speak for your immunity from New Guy (or from The Villain for that matter)...but I promise not to encourage it - too much.
ReplyDeleteYou're the best.
I'd totally sit on it - that's something right out of a fantasy for me. Though I'd rather something tall enough that my feet don't reach the ground rather than so short.
ReplyDeleteDana -- I'll write to him and suggest he contact you. And I'll bet he'd give me immunity from that damn thing if you told him to! ;-)
ReplyDeleteLizzie -- (groan) Ah, but the shortness adds to the humiliation factor!